I can’t keep up sometimes. It’s strict af on here at times lol

Gaaaaahdamn

I show love to Apple and Sweet Potato pies — that’s about it lol

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LMAAAO 🤣

A legend in two leagues — fast food and porn lol

as an “actual” private person, i can confirm that people become very odd when they can’t figure you out or what’s truly going on in your life and beyond the surface. most importantly, normalize lying to people who ask too much about your private life. people be weird asf.

Wait — which pies though?
That’s an important question lol

My daughter’s pre-k teachers sent us a video of her singing “Sticky” in class smh lol.

I mean i get it, it does crank though 😂

the way this has taught me more about myself smh.

i went from being mad at the leeches, to having more understanding and being mad at myself, to finally just fixing the problem.

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I may have to shuffle some stuff around and pop up at a few houses lol

Now that’s a great idea lol!

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I need a good latte or matcha to get this day going.

that's one spirit journey i'll have to miss out on lol

I forgot all about that scene 🤣🤣

And the fact that it’s pitched like “justice” — also very weird!

This is incredible 🙌🏾🙌🏾

🤣🤣🤣

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😂😂 acting shocked & embarrassed like you don’t know me now lol

🤣🤣🤣 they act like we just don’t know nothing at all — or don’t know about anything cool lol

Ain’t it funny how on the days you DONT have to work, you wake up the earliest lol?

add me please! 🙌🏾

We’re losing recipes smh 😂

It’s too close to the holidays to subject myself to that type of trauma lol

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😂😂

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This is some real “Ben10, but stoner” shit lol.

I’m rolling though — 🤣

And we’re gonna laugh about being fluke EVERY TIME.

This is crazy 🤣🤣

I do remember this dude! 😮

I know I’ve played this once in a random library — but I have no idea what it’s called lol.

(I remember the art style lol)