Hang in there Ted. Also one time my knee was immobilized and I had to learn how to do brake and gas with my left foot. Cruise control is your friend. I believe in you.

Go ask them Phil.

Help Bert, please.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

Agreed

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Wait... What???

Just getting up.

Are we destroying a civilization this fine morning or negotiating the same treaty we tore up? is the waterway open or closed? Or all of that in the same gibbering sentence?

Header and Footer.

Menus | CARVE American Grille

Sadly, I'm not. Here's the menu for my closest steakhouse. www.carveamericangrille.com/menus/ This is in the Austun burbs so more reasonable than downtown. I realize dollar versus Euro probably equalizes things out a little bit but dining out here is so pricey anymore.

Every time @columnist.bsky.social posts these menus, the pricing just knocks me flat. Paris --THE Paris--has cheaper food than Austin.🤯

Worth a read.

You messed with the wrong pope, El Cheeto.

Hey, Tim. Talk about something that's been on the book for a long time and that's renters getting the property taxes they pay back from the state. That made life very easy for me when I lived there. It should be something that happens everywhere.

ROMERO!‼️

#BlueCy

Tabby cat hissing with fangs out and sign on cage that says “big citrus”

Y’ALL.

Look at this cat named after us! (Me, Bianca, Alex = Big Citrus)

Dr. Edie Oliver wrote us to say: “I’m a big fan of the show! I love catching up on women’s sports while I get ready every morning to go to my job as a vet at Stray Rescue, a large non-profit animal rescue in St. Louis… (1/)

Yes! The most accurate tweet ever!

Well, actually...

Cc: @evilmopacatx.bsky.social

Rich people are dumb.

Just would like to say it's Koop-ich. Father Blaise was my parish priest when I was growing up. Just an an all-around good guy. The only reason that I knew who Saint Blaise is because of him. We had all school masses. All the throats were blessed

They spent all the money on the portal guys. If he doesn't go NBA he'll go into the portal.

Once again, wondering if Marco is having issues with the sauce.

Ow. Hope you heal up quickly.

The Doobie Brothers said this was bad.

a man wearing a vest and tie stands in front of a group of men with the word apollo 13 on the bottom ALT: a man wearing a vest and tie stands in front of a group of men with the word apollo 13 on the bottom

HELL YEAH!! SCIENCE BITCH!!

Typical convert.

i wonder if JD Vance would be surprised to know many husbands don't have to make their wives promise not to jump out of airplanes

Every year for the past 4 years my sister & I have hosted a family pool for March Madness. As we were splitting up winnings, we thought my nephew had taken it. Found out that the actual winner was his daughter. My nephew is now wondering how to give her $180 responsibly. 🤣