You are being lied to. And there's only one man who knows the truth. Jim Haggerty returns, only on InfoWars.

You spin me right round baby right round

Doesn’t mean big dumb decisions aren’t going to be made in the name of goosing shareholder profits, which is just as bad.

I’m becoming increasingly convinced that people who think AI (in its current forms) is gonna revolutionize shit are telling on themselves

Like, if you think that I think deep down on some level you know you’re not contributing anything. Maybe YOU can be replaced w AI, so everyone must be in danger

AI only seems useful if you’re used to being useless

I love this an unreasonable amount

You don’t get to decide whether or not you’re cool, that’s not how it works

In fact, not caring about or thinking that you were cool was probably partly why you were cool in the first place

Hubris is the only thing we still manufacture

It’s not a war crime if you’re inflicting it on yourself, but it is cruel and unusual

I can’t believe Tim Apple died

May all your birthday wishes come true

(Happy Birthday!)

Alarmingly Bad comic where Galbor sticks the landing

👁️: "I MAY NEED SOME ASSISTANCE GETTING THIS TAPE OFF"

Eyes everywhere for those with cathedrals to see

“I’m going to jump!”

“DO A FLIP!”

Any wins? Or, more importantly, any crazy shenanigans?

Me? Start a podcast? Why?

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

Who called it gooning and not climaxxing

At least NFTs were only social proof you were stupid, they didn’t directly make you stupider

I couldn’t remember someone’s phone number if you put a gun to my head, and you want me to actually offload the actually useful and valuable thinking and tasks I do to the machines so I can forget that too?

Yeah, ok

Alarmingly Bad comic about Galbor taking a driver’s test

Crash a car once, shame on you. Crash a car a second time, shame on me.

I’m not sure it’s my favorite, just the one I run into the most in practice

And, lo, Jesus said unto his disciples “fuck the poors and the immigrants I got mine”

My mailbox, who’s regulations are strictly enforced *cocks shotgun*

Oh yeah? Which one? I’d genuinely like to watch it!

Jork store called and they ran outta ways to tell you to maybe take a break?

Call that a shitpost

D&D IDEA: A Monk/Cleric build that both deals damage and heals by punching

And he calls the healing “acu-punch-ure”