And with all that stress I STILL LOOK GOOD

Only my crazy ass would say yes to moving back to LA with only a months notice.

Hello from “Gay Pablo Escobar”

Anyways, debuting a mustache for Pisces SZN 🙂‍↕️

Haven’t had this app in a while. See I’ve been a fun topic of subtext.

So this is 26 huh?

To quote the great Trixie Mattel…

WHO CAN FUCKIN’ TAKE ME?

In conclusion: Taron Egerton. That’s it.

Alright girls gays and theys im seated for Carry On

I’ve been home five minutes and I’ve already been visually assaulted by a Cyber Truck.

Hi from Mexico. Just reminding y’all I look fine as fuck. K bye for now.

Day ???? In Mexico: I’ve been forced to eat goat balls. Please send an In N Out burger.

I really should dedicate more time to BlueSky

Legendary skin unlocked: Crop Top Chris.

Screamy Movie

Who knew Hustler would 🎵maaaaake me feel like a DANGEROUS WOOOOMAAAAAN 🎵

It was SOOO much fun even with all the rain 🤭

This osito took on SF this week 🐻🌉

#gay #bear #travel

Chat can I pierce my nipples 🧍🏻‍♂️

Seated for Wicked

Nine out of ten Amazon addictions can prob be traced back to the Scholastic Book Fair.

Reskeet if your ass if FAT

Ok Bluesky, let’s see those face cards ⬇️

Photo of Beyoncé.

🚨 Beyoncé to perform the NFL halftime show for the Ravens vs Texans on Christmas Day — on Netflix.

Me and who?

Quote this with a random image you have saved. #skeetsafterdark

Quote this with a random image you have saved. #skeetsafterdark

This one is the only right answer 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻