every problem in ireland can be explained by that graph that went around last week showing irelands GDP to dogshit low infrastructure spending. That's it! "Why is {x} in Ireland so bad", put a finger to their lips and point to the graph. People living in sheds in gardens? Bus times? Riots? The graph

josiah voice: this is real hip hop

Selenium? I hardly knew him!

GAA is fixed

Prince was a reallllllllll piece of shit

yeah that'd do it

Getting mad with the plug for sending AI generated drug menus

why does Luke Akehurst look like that?

That Vercel breach is going to be so much worse than they say it is

More like Julian Casawanka

I understand The Strokes are woke now (The Wokes? ed.) but I unfortunately must remind you they are one of the worst bands to ever exist

Strange how likeable Patrick Collins is, given where he's from. I would like him to win an All Ireland, just obviously not with *that* outfit

Every day is one day closer to the day we get to make greyhound breeders and trainers run the tracks themselves, before we summarily execute them obviously

Look, we all have our bizarre, unscrutable, pecadilos

Oh nobody's telling this guy anything

I just watched Hard Boiled on a plane and had a whale of a time

Getting mad at the TV channel for a "breach of its charter"

Oh apparently it's a Bebe Rexha edit

Now listening to the most godawful interpolation of Faithless' Insomnia into a shitty vocal house track. Reeeeaaaaalll bad

People should just get used to it tbh

There's a woman on Portuguese radio saying Adam Sandler over and over again

Probably shouldn't have made so many jokes about killing myself at the company off-site

You are banished!

That is such a nice idea, I did it with no headphones and just sat on the floor for a while, it was great

I am unfortunately a vegetarian

Oh that sounds class, thank you

The idea, as far I heard it, was that Steve Jobs didn't want anyone to think they were wired mice when people used them plugged in. So stupid.

O Nice! Thank you