No one's more corrupt either, Doug.

Is the entire Trump Cabinet a bunch of horny drunks?

Solid advice.

It's kind of a sarcastic joke, Christopher, but thanks for the podcast plug.

Marner's assist on the tying goal in the third period of his first playoff game as a Golden Knight only goes to prove how useless he is in the postseason.

"As I look across the table at my Cabinet members, I see graduates (Pronounced "Grad-ewe-eights") of Yale, graduates of Harvard, and Princeton, and there was one graduate of the Southwest Texas State Teacher's College. And that was me."

Lyndon Johnson.

Vice President Vance today cautioned molecular biologists to be very careful when they're speaking about horizontal gene transfer.

Trump supporters are so diabolically hypocritical that there should be a new word to describe the true depth of their hypocrisy. I nominate the word "hyperidiotics"

Vice President Vance said today that Oncologists should be more careful when talking about cancer.

Last night I ran down the hallways of my building, knocking on every door, screaming to my neighbors that the 3:05 AM airing of Barnaby Jones on MeTV was about to start. They wouldn’t have known otherwise, yet today everyone is acting like I’m the asshole.

Cy Coleman On Broadway Podcast Episode · The Bad Piano Player · April 14 · 38m

Fortnight Tuesday arrives with a Bad Piano Player episode on the great Cy Coleman. We visit three of his greatest musicals for two songs each. Tune in to find out which ones! Hint: 1975, 1980, 1991.

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Swalwell is out of politics as a result of a scandal. That's another difference between Democrats and Republicans. We get rid of our miscreants. They paint theirs gold and worship them.

The actual difference between Democrats and Republicans: When Democrats tell you to worry about something, (Climate change, the rule of law, Robert F. Kennedy Jr.) you probably should worry about it. When Republicans tell you (Immigrants, censorship, trans people in bathrooms), you needn't bother.

Rory's first round at this year's Masters was pretty typical for a guy who didn't care where his drives went because he was on a freeroll. If he starts hitting fairways, this will be over by early Saturday afternoon.

Hail to the victors valiant,
Hail to the conquering heroes,
Hail, hail, to Michigan...

Hey TBS, is there gonna be a fucking basketball game? I mean ENOUGH with this horseshit.

Not rooting for either team but WOW, Illinois has had every single bounce and roll go against them

Dead guys don't hate.

Grab Bag IIII Podcast Episode · The Bad Piano Player · March 31 · 34m

The Bad Piano Player podcast episode is up for Gordie Howe's 98th birthday! We offer a Grab Bag (our fourth such episode) of songs from the teens , 20's and 30s. For your listening and skating pleasure.

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Congratulations to all the artists we celebrated tonight at the Juno Awards.

Through your craft, you remind Canadians that we all belong to something bigger — a unique, ambitious, and creative nation.

Whew, the collective sigh will power a wind-turbine city for a day and a half. :)

I understand being curious but it’s complete horseshit. He couldn’t dray a cloud.

You could watch a thousand hockey games and not see two shorthanded goals on the same penalty kill. Go Vgk

Doing a Drybar special tomorrow bight

And they say journalism is dead.

Hi from Provo

ENOUGH!!!

“I didn’t think the leopards would eat MY gas.”

George Meyer Podcast Episode · The Bad Piano Player · March 17 · 38m

The Bad Piano Player Podcast has an episode up, returning to the root of ye olde American songbook with an episode on composer George Meyer , 1884-1959. Writer of For Me & My Gal and many, many more. Hope you will tune in.

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