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then you will stink less. wash your shoes.
no one else gets gifts. their gift is the dead raiders and safer roads.
its going to go beg for soda.
item #233 that will make her cry when she gets back
gifting slightly chewed on brahmin leather boots to @nucleartempest.bsky.social . they are very much stolen, lovingly marked by the nightstalker currently hibernating.
@unlikelysun.bsky.social is m.i.a but getting new gardening shears anyways. lovingly textured the grips for easier finding and set closed by the desk.
shoving a new rifle under @vegasrot.bsky.social 's cot. merry christmas other father.
tossing a poorly wrapped box on @ncrmedic.bsky.social 's desk. merry christmas, father.
(its stolen medical supplies.)
STINKY.
none of your business, stinky.
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no?? that was near your butt!
i'm not sniffing you willingly.
are you wearing what you eat??
( shrugs. )
the smell.
' i have brought the gift of safer roads. '
beaming a smile. no need. it'll power through this muddy concoction because doctor richards says to be polite.
( sniff. sniff sniff. little scrunch of nose before continuing to sign. )
you stepped in brahmin shit a day ago.
( angry little stomp in retort before stalking off. ahh. teenage melodramatics. )
stinky and a liar.
' what are holidays? is it like the pumpkin day? '
siiip— whole face scrunching uo. ough. too sweet. bad idea.
>:( it is not.