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Meryl looked better than you earlier today in Gucci! 🫰🏽💃🏽

Tim Cook to step down as Apple CEO. In letter, describes 15 years of emails The 65-year-old Cook will turn over CEO duties to Apple's head of hardware products, John Ternus, in September. Cook will remain with the company as executive chairman.

The 65-year-old Cook will turn over CEO duties to Apple's head of hardware products, John Ternus, in September. Cook will remain with the company as executive chairman.

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Sylvester
The Bee Gees
KC and The Sunshine Band Heatwave
Michael Jackson
Eddie Kendrick
Barry White

All of them are sloppy drunkards

🇰🇪John Korir SHATTERS Boston Marathon course record by over a minute in 2:01:52! #BostonMarathon

🇰🇪John Korir SHATTERS Boston Marathon course record by over a minute in 2:01:52! #BostonMarathon

'Marijuana' is the only English word in which the 'j' is silent.

Running Delaware Marathon and losing 1st place because you celebrate too early

(volume up 💀)

BREAKING: Audi Crooks has committed to Oklahoma State!

Smoked burgers for dinner 🤌🏾

Omg the score of this game???

I guess that's cool for an object that has no muscles, no lactate, no glycogen stores, no heart rate, no human body, and can't feel anything?

Omg this is awful

They're gonna know who you are regardless because it's usually baked into the job if you're on track to the CSuite.

I’ve been primarily WFH for more than a decade … have I continued to progress in my career and pay? Yes.

Would it have looked a lot different if I choose other types of jobs that didn’t offer the same flexibility I desired? Also yes.

Gotta decide what’s most important to you.

I think it depends on the company, the industry, and the culture. But even if your company is full remote, if you're going for CSuite position you're showing up somewhere in person often even if it's not just daily office work - onsites, sales meetings, board meetings, conferences, etc.

That sounds fun as hell

How I rap in my dreams 🔥

I don't recall any previous transformative technologies that had to be sold to the public so hard. No one in 1999 was going, "Guys. Cell phone? It's coming, whether we like it or not. I think it's important, FOR WOMEN ESPECIALLY, to learn about cell phone. So that we're not left behind!!"

Full circle moment for Trump et al.
Live by the Tabloid press, Die by the Tabloid press.

That article is really crazy because there's a whole bunch of non-adoption options before you get to demanding a whole Province disregard a human trafficking problem they obviously must have identified.

Bah-dah-buh-BAH-BAAAA! I'm lovin it

How the WNBA stacks up against NWSL, PWHL, and other pro leagues after new CBA (Gift Article) The WNBA just solidified a strong CBA. How far did it push the needle for other women's leagues?

Here is an analysis of where the new CBA puts the WNBA financially in comparison to other women’s leagues, and, for context, where those leagues are relative to men’s pro leagues.

🎁 Free to read:
www.nytimes.com/athletic/718...

There's only one person who can get Bluesky working again:

a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched . ALT: a man in a white shirt is making a funny face with his mouth open and his arms outstretched .

Chomping down on a bay leaf in my flauta almost made me lose it. Let me log off for the day

This will be good. Never read the whole book, but I absolutely tried the slow carb diet at some point, like a dummy 😭

This is awful. Their kids were at home.

Congratulations!!!