Yesss! Raising them right!

My 9 yr old has discovered “Can’t Touch This”
And I am having the best time embarrassing her with my Hammer dancing.

Thank you! I was so nervous that I couldn’t eat all day. The program is so perfect for him I knew he was going to be disappointed if he didn’t get it. I just feel so relieved! He’s thrilled, and two of his good friends also got in. They did the cutest 3-way call today.

I just needed to share with you all that my son got into his first choice middle school today (a public school with a testing requirement, and a 1:7 acceptance rate) and I’m so proud of him and also so relieved!

I went 2007-2010 and i remember the one year it was over 100 every single day. All I could eat were the frozen lemonades. It’s so wild to see what that festival has turned into

Is the weather at Coachella different than I remember? I’m looking at all these Coachella fits and sweating my balls off. Tall leather boots? Sequins? No ma’am. When I went, it was like 106 during the day. We wore tank tops and sundresses and flip flops. Maybe sneakers.

It’s really a shame about the winters in Canada. Because otherwise, I could live in Quebec City. How absolutely charming.

I wish we could stay in Canada. I am so done with the mess that is the US.

Exactly! Like it’s so childish and even in my apology email I wanted to say “I know you had big feelings today and I wanted to talk about them”

My MAGA boss threw a tantrum that I was late to his breakfast meeting, because I was presenting in another meeting! I apologized in the hall after, but that wasn’t good enough, I guess. I had to send a formal email apology. But sure, women are too emotional to be leaders.

When I bought these stencils 12 yrs ago for projects for our wedding, I could have never imagined they would be used for lettering protest signs.

Ahhh corporate America, where I’m always rushing somewhere and feeling guilty for wherever I’m not.

My spoiled-ass dog hates having to go on walks with other dogs. Today’s pic is the funniest. Just guess which dog is mine.

That hot guy and I are now married with 2 kids and a dog, living an amazing life in Brooklyn and traveling the world with our little family.

I keep seeing the butterfly effect videos on social media and mine is that if I hadn’t been brutally ghosted by an old friend who I had started seeing, I wouldn’t have decided to friend a really hot guy I knew from high school on Facebook to try to make that other guy jealous.

I don’t understand people who refuse to sign prenups. You can negotiate them so they’re fair. But prenups protect everyone. They just make sense.

City living is taking a Lyft somewhere because you refuse to give up your perfect parking spot. (We got an ideal snow day spot on the side opposite where they will plow the snow).

Does anyone remember this show? I absolutely loved this show.

She did the same with a sleepover a friend’s son had, the same time as the shore house incident and the mom felt bad and invited him.

All the way from nj! Like I could not believe it. I think she tried to wrangle an invite by having him come in at the start of the party with a mom who was dropping her son off. But then when that didn’t work, they were standing there in the lobby when we were leaving. And I was like just…why?

I heard he posted something on Instagram that was directed at me regarding how we just need to look at things from a different perspective. He’s lucky I didn’t see it because what the fuck is the other perspective on pedophilia?

Omg guys who remembers the mom who tried to invite herself to our beach vacation a couple years ago? She moved to NJ, but today we had my son’s birthday party, and she showed up!

It’s giving desperation.

Not according my 401k, which tanked. I’m most annoyed that he’s being snarky with my kids to try to get my attention because I am disengaged from him. It’s so “pay attention to me!”

My brother is a MAGA and he’s trying to comment on how we should all just be glad we have a strong economy. I mean, who cares about pedophilia, right?

Another gem from my brother. Joke’s on him: I invested the kids’ accounts in non-us index funds.

THIS

Right?!

Jeez Louise he’s a PITA

I’m the President of our building HOA board, and the whiniest resident is actually my husband. I’m ready to evict him.