Big wet boobs

Big boobs

rain is falling in Vancouver
hydroplaning cars manoeuvre
effective urine smell remover
rain is falling in Vancouver

Orinoco Flow by Enya

I've Been Everywhere by Johnny Cash

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Tuesday's it's five dollar pints of stout

pink bony tug im gonna get my rocks off with a pink bony tug....

sitting in a park in fair east van

reading the news and it sure looks bad

they won't give peace a chance

that was just a dream some of us had

I wonder if people with healthy lifestyles realize that living that way makes you live LONGER. Fools!

a music venue in Edmonton should be open only as long as your early 20s so you can have something to be smug but also sad about when it is gone

telling my cat to shut up, no pet sounds today. show some fucking respect!! RIP #BrianWilson

CallLidoEral Damage #oldedmontongaragebandprobably

like hotdogs down the esophagus

so are the days of our lives.

Suffering poop box making sloppy brown

You're over on the porcelain wiping down

#silverpoos

But nothing can change the fact that we used to share a bidet.

That's why it pains me so while I'm sitting here ass splayed.

#silverpoos

In 1984 I was hospitalized for bad constipation.

Slowly pooing my way across Europe, I must've had an impaction

#silverpoos

just had a spoonful of honey from last season's bees. cedar cottage gold. east van tea.

why is movie theater bottled water the worst experience of water ?

learning that eating one hot dog takes off 8 minutes of your life is a minute of my life i'll never get back

Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter's Dad

on Arrakis, also known as Dune, the saying goes : the early dude gets the shai halud

can i complete the Oblivion Remaster tutorial if i haven't completed the onetorial?

if you see an outdoor cat remember to tell them sternly to stay off the road

ideal blunt rotation on 4/20

if you're smearing while you're bowel clearing: be a sweetie, wipe the seaty.

i consider myself more of a people disappointer.

most things i say are pretty rich coming from a guy like me.

me after guzzling water: osmosis do your thing!

I'm on my second Canadiano and I still can't face the day. I'm thinking of the lady who got lost along the way. And if I don't stop this trembling hand from reaching for the phone, I'll be reaching for the bottle, lord, before this day is done.

This album more like panda bore amiright?