I don’t actually know the answer to this. But how far along did Hitler get before someone was like hey maybe we should try and get that guy out of here. Asking for no particular reason.

I got a class action for $7.50. Baby, we bouta ball. 🤑

Really coming down to the wire on this one.

#ProtectBaldMen

Unless it’s about women. If you’re harming women?

There’s times when I open this app, see y’all beautiful Black women and think to myself “whew! she don’t even know. I’d slide so quick”

then I just keep scrolling

They about to pass a law giving the government the ability to pull the 501c3 statuses of any nonprofit helping or aiding people of color and Black people but yall about to mobilize like the Avengers over one fucking white man.

Mississippi**

Chris Evans has been cast in ‘AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY’

It is currently unknown who he will be playing.

(Source: t.co/FGxXQ4g5Kz)

📍📍 The bread needs to want me, BAD.

KNIVES OUT is a Christmas movie because Chris Evans wears a sweater.

If I'd just committed the most notorious assassination in the country, I would make damned sure that my last meal before incarceration wasn't at a McDonald's.

So do millions of Americans 🫠

I’m declining my promotion. All money ain’t good money & I refuse to be played with

1pm is the only acceptable answer. Any earlier and that brunch, any later and I gotta ask why your starving the family. Lol

Reasons why this man should also be PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS.

Seems legit

The #BlackSky National Anthem

Fell asleep too early. Now I’m just up, lookin.

Whew

Yo shift go faster when you ain’t got a ride home

It’s rude to try & have conversations on 6am flights. (I just made that up, but yeah)

Kendrick Lamar just dropped the music video for "Squabble Up"

y’all are too quick omg 😂😂😂

Last random thought of the night…. Ain’t nothing like a New Orleans accent! 😮‍💨

That white man came out of him

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police.

I will never stop laughing about this!