I've seen a lot of references online to a "J. Edgar Boozer" and although I'm not saying anyone in particular deserves that appellation, I do think it would be the perfect name for someone serving as head of the Federal Bureau of Intoxication, if there were such a thing, which I'm not saying there is

North Carolina, a 51 percent Trump state

Settee down everyone, it's not that funny

Infowars/Onion combo logo in rainbow saying “I support the onion’s hostile media takeover.”

It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

Gil Duran tweet: TLDR: Fascism in response to Palantir's long fascists screed on X.

"Your Account is Suspended" Message on X

The CEO of Palantir posted a fascist manifesto on X.

I pointed out that it was fascist—which resulted in a permanent suspension from X (my second time!).

So, when you hear the tweeters complaining that BlueSky is intolerant, remember why many of us came here in the first place.

Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

There’s a house in my town that has been flying a Trump flag since 2015.
It’s long been one of four flags they fly.

I pass it every day.

Passing it today, I noticed something…

That flag isn’t there anymore.

They took it down.

Replaced it with a Marine Corps flag.

Whoa.

This war is so damn confusing. It’s why we shouldn’t let drunks and dementia patients run it.

Absolutely incredible.

NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.

Watch with sound on.

Yes, the fact that I'm attending the White House Correspondents Dinner might SEEM like a supine gesture of complete deference to the insane dullard who demands total obedience from the press, BUT that's until you see the secret message I have on my pocket square

😕🇺🇸

Think about what we could do with a majority like this.

MANIFEST THIS.🙏

A reminder, as Obama and Mamdani come together for the first time in person, that Mamdani is everything the GOP said Obama was... but wasn't: an African-born socialist Muslim.
#justsayin

Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+

Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism

In Ireland they don’t care. The priest prays for the Lord to take Trump.

Reporter: If you don’t have a deal by Wednesday, will you extend the ceasefire or restart attacks? Trump: Maybe I won’t extend it… and we’ll have to start dropping bombs again.

Peace when markets are open

War when markets are closed

Screenshot of a tweet by Democratic Wins Media (@DemocraticWinsMedia) reporting that Senator Jon Ossoff promised Democrats will investigate Trump's corruption when they regain the majority. The embedded video shows Ossoff speaking in profile at a podium against a light background.

This is the way.

"Those taxes you just paid? The money is going straight into Trump's pocket" would be good messaging

😂😂😂😂😂😂

the president of the united states is personally looting the treasury to the tune of literally billions of dollars and that he is not being immediately removed from office and tried for high crimes against this country is a devastating indictment of every part of our political system

Pallets of cash to Iran, you say?

Exactly one year ago today:

"hi can you recommend any super cheap, ethically made clothes that will last forever and make me feel like a swaddled little baby while also making me look like a super attractive, stylish man, yet take no time or effort to acquire? this is social media, so pls just drop a link."

I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like

trying to post through it rn

as far as i can tell pope leo has never mentioned trump by name hes just like “killing people is wrong” or “concentration camps arent good” and theyre all taking it personally

Pope Leo XIV condemns the Trump administration in new speech:

"Woe to those who manipulate religion and the very name of God for their own military, economic and political gain, dragging that which is sacred into darkness and filth."

Stephen Miller almost says that Trump is seeking a "final solution" in Iran but then catches himself