I have been to 4 sceptres games this year and they have all gone to overtime.

Am I the baddie???

It’s so funny when women’s sports leagues have pride nights. Like this game is the gay one. The others were quite straight.

Anyway, go sceptres!!

Rocky 🤎🩶

Do you?? Because if so I’d like a word

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

If I am Max Scherzer I am visiting Jeff Hoffman in his nightmares tonight, you know he has that power

yes, especially because — say it with me now — YOU CAN’T REACH A CRESCENDO!

Female northern cardinal

Black capped chickadee

The only Allbirds we should be talking about is all the birds coming to my new bird feeder.

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

Cite the deep magic to me, witch. I was there when it was written and I think it’s important to credit our sources.

I fear the Jays will not help with my nerves

The Moon: oh wow you guys decided to come back

Artemis II crew: earth’s haunted

We have a serious problem on Bluesky: not nearly enough updog

We listened to it on the radio for some reason??

sorry have to add my favorite one

I am become April, the destroyer of fools

Avril enfin!
Claude A. Simard
2008

Update from today’s run: first sighting of big beard Canada flag ebike guy of spring, can’t wait to nod to him several times a week until November

When I broke my toe last summer one of the worst parts was how it cut me off from my community. All the people and things I normally see on my runs/walks/bikes just stopped being part of my day

Baseball is so good

Just a little something to take the edge off

Jay Birds
Robbie Craig
n.d.

she's literally funneling the cash from all her various media ventures into a money gun and pointing it directly at whichever institution promises to hurt trans people the most. she's not even lying about it. she's just telling you that's what she's going to do if you give her more money

Today the dogs from a local guide dogs school are coming to my son’s grade 1 class. The kids are going to read poems to the dogs. They get a supportive audience and the dogs get practice being around kids 🥹

Thread-based hobbies are the best because you can go on an absolute bender and it’s like $14

it's quite simple. phone is fake computer

(playing basketball against a giant spider) wow, this is really tough! but also a fun challenge...

A poster for HBO's Succession that I have skillfully edited with gopher heads on all the characters. I tried my best to Google groundhog faces that match the respective characters.

*taste-testing blindfolded*
ME: This one must be the Diet Coke, because it's cold. The other one must be the coffee.
TESTER: Correct.