When your AI has only seen the Office bankruptcy episode

Sounds like you teleported

RIP Sweet Dick Willie

Well, the boss is partial to Royales with cheese

If you look close, you can see his white shadow

Cal Worthington Popemobiles: I'd get nailed to a cross to put you in one of these babies

Pasadena Ave and Del Mar represent!

I'll never forget the large percentage of women in my workplace who did not believe Anita Hill

But you haven't seen it sent from ME yet....

Davey Lopes, part of Dodgers' historic infield and World Series winner, dies at age 80 Davey Lopes rose from a rough-and-tumble Rhode Island upbringing to become the Dodgers' leadoff batter and second baseman as part of a historic infield from 1973-1981.

RIP to a legend. I had the great pleasure of sharing a joint with him at a Dodgers cocktail party in 1974

www.latimes.com/sports/story...

Pete LaCock shudda had the opportunity

Just going about my day as usual, planning ahead for the weekend except every thought ends with "if we're here"

Also, he is far too high

It's good gas, Brent

I would eat these two at a time

The joke in the 70s was whether you wanted the smoking section or chain-smoking section

But he asked for cake!

If I could only teleport to Langer's

Scene from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

He's saying do that and you're gonna catch BOFA

Not to be confused with Assistant Regional Special Envoy for The Shield of the Americas

It's good oil, Brent

Reminds me of when a reporter friend of mine went out to interview a 104 year-old man. When he asked what his secret was, he replied: I just wanna die

Irregardless, it will continue. Literally.

I bumped into Bubbles in a café in Highland Park. Told him how much I loved him in the show. He was extremely gracious.

This reminds me that the early Macintosh had some app for mapping sound files to key strokes. So we mapped Lou Costello yelling Hey Abbott!!! to every key on a friend's Mac. It drove him insane.

Jethro Bodine of the Beverly Hillbillies

With the notable exception of Jethro, the double knot spy

Deep-fried turkey oil explosion