Just now getting home from a night at T-Mobile where I got to high-five Humpy, meet Cal Raleigh, and watch Capt Clutch JP Crawford walk-off the Astros. My cup runneth over, and it’s time to slumber.
Depluralize a movie:
JAW
My opinion, of course: LITTLE BIG LEAGUE
For real. Before I saw it, I was all “gotta save money cuz gas prices” and now I’m like “screw it, I’ll take 5 of em!”
Fantastic song! My favorite Billy Ocean song, too. Weird-ass video though.
24.
freddy removing the super bowl mask to reveal thursday night football
I would say 1492. Couldn’t even finish it.
Oh, is the wrestlingball happening today?
Kent Tekulve
STATEMENT FROM MATT MOBERG, CHAPLAIN OF THE MINNESOTA TIMBERWOLVES IF YOU'RE A CHURCH POSTING PRAYERS FOR PEACE AND UNITY TODAY WHILE MY CITY BLEEDS IN THE STREET, MISS ME WITH THAT SOFTNESS YOU ONLY WEAR WHEN IT COSTS YOU NOTHING. DON'T DRESS AVOIDANCE UP AS HOLINESS. DON'T CALL SILENCE "PEACEMAKING." DON'T LIGHT A CANDLE AND THINK IT SUBSTITUTES FOR SHOWING UP. TONIGHT AN ICE AGENT TOOK A PHOTO OF ME NEXT TO MY CAR, LOOKED ME IN THE EYE AND TOLD ME, "WE'LL BE SEEING YOU SOON." NOT METAPHOR. NOT HYPERBOLE. A THREAT DRESSED UP IN A BADGE AND A PAYCHECK. PEACE ISN'T WHAT YOU ASK FOR WHEN THE BOOT IS ALREADY ON SOMEONE'S NECK. PEACE IS WHAT THE POWERFUL ASK FOR WHEN THEY DON'T WANT TO BE INTERRUPTED. UNITY ISN'T NEUTRAL. UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS. STOP USING SCRIPTURE LIKE CHLOROFORM. STOP CALLING YOUR FEAR "WISDOM." STOP PRETENDING JESUS WAS CRUCIFIED BECAUSE HE PREACHED GOOD VIBES AND PERSONAL GROWTH. YOU DON'T GET TO QUOTE SCRIPTURE LIKE A LULLABY, WHILE INJUSTICE STAYS WIDE AWAKE. YOU DON'T GET TO ASK GOD TO "HEAL THE LAND" IF YOU WON'T EVEN LOOK AT THE WOUND. THERE IS A KIND OF PEACE THAT ONLY EXISTS BECAUSE IT REFUSES TO TELL THE TRUTH. THAT PEACE IS A LIE. AND LIES DON'T GROW ANYTHING WORTH SAVING. THE SCRIPTURES YOU LOVE WEREN'T WRITTEN TO KEEP THINGS CALM. THEY WERE WRITTEN TO SET THINGS RIGHT. AND SOMETIMES THE MOST FAITHFUL THING YOU CAN DO IS STOP PRAYING AROUND THE PAIN AND START STANDING INSIDE IT. IF THAT MAKES YOU UNCOMFORTABLE—GOOD. GROWTH ALWAYS IS.
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOLY SHIT
HE’S MY GIRL was on heavy cable rotation in the late 80s, and he was fun to watch in that. Haven’t seen it since, and it probably doesn’t hold up well in 2026. Fell hard for Jennifer Tilly in that one, too.
Knew him mostly from THE THING (1982), but HE’S MY GIRL (1987) was on heavy cable rotation in my youth and he was fun to watch in that one. Also, the first season of SAVED BY THE BELL (technically, GOOD MORNING, MISS BLISS). RIP.
The American people electing Trump after he staged a coup attempt 5 years ago was a nail in the coffin of our democracy. You can rationalize it all you want - But inflation! But wokeness! - but ultimately it was a societal suicide attempt and probably the dumbest collective voting decision ever made
Post a famous bathroom scene
They don’t make kindertrauma flicks like this anymore, and I’ve never met anyone my age who hates this movie.
I loved the first one. Plus, I’d like to honor the late James PJ Ransone.
I have long thought Tarantino to be our best film critic - but the medium for his critique is film, not print. I was not as taken by Cinema Speculation as I thought I would be - in writing, which has the cadence of his vocal patterns, he's too in love with the shock take. Remember his TOP GUN riffs?
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only.
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I would laugh if this wasn't so true 😭
Maybe the greatest game I’ve ever been to. Wow. 🔱
The best thing about the possibility of the Mariners losing tonight is that it forces a Game 5, which I have tickets to.
COBRA
They totally do!
I had fun with it. Worth the price of admission. Gimme more.
