... what is 'USA' holding? I've been staring at their hands for 40 minutes and I can't figure it out. Am I nuts? Too stoned? It looks like they're holding a car part 🤔

No proof yet, but I truly believe that this is hinting at the truth.

Savory: Chicken on wheat with bacon, lettuce, cheese, tomato relish, lightly grilled. That with fries and a small salad on the side, muy bueno 😚👌

Sweet: Nutella on white, thickly spread, with a glass of milk.

Morning friends. There are still those amongst us that need to wake up.

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Nah but seriously I'm glad you're here and even more glad I have had a positive impact in your life, however small it may be.

Keep on rockin', dude

but I wasn't really it was all a joke you see

I can't bear it, I must confess my guilt!

I am sorry friend but I, too, am a bot!

Pic related 😞

From Earth ❌️
From another planet ✅️

Ergo, alien.

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What's "allo"? Bri'ish?

Allo, guvnah!

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What? No! It can't be! The Trump Administration, involved in something illegal? It simply cannot be!

Well, I mean, there's already aliens in the MCU.

Thor's an alien, technically.

Me trying to be normal.

Remember when shutting down the government was seen as a dramatic and tense moment worthy of a storyline and, like, not just another Tuesday?

spane say you dare use my own spells against me potter also fuck JK, the TERFy twat

Rechudlicans be like:

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Phil Collins? Bruce Willis? GEORGE LUCAS?!

AOC 2028 "You Talkin' To Me?"

mamma mia, that's-a spicy meat-a ball-a

A crater that size, there'd be billions dead as the shock wave ripples around the world. Shit, an explosion that big would probably ignite the atmosphere.

Those chuds wouldn't be able to comprehend that though; repercussions are for immigrants, minorities, and poor people after all.

The only 'r' word we drop on the regular in my house is "ravioli".

No dip, it's what's for dinner tomorrow.

Remember when Trump literally had fake electors try to overturn the election?

Nothing happened to them. This is a federal crime. Why haven’t they been prosecuted?

It’s crazy how fast everyone forgot Jeffery Epstein was a jewish spy trafficking children to blackmail American politicians so they did israels bidding

Muse is just supermarket own-brand Radiohead.

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Truly there is no justice in this timeline.

For those attending the White House Correspondents' Dinner this weekend, a small question:

When you're sitting there at your table, do you think it'll cross your mind that the guest of honor is actively covering up his role in a massive child sex trafficking operation?

Share a GIF from a western you love.

B A S E D

... that's what the kids say, right?

Thank you very much, Tim Apple.

He's a man of focus, he has his eyes on the prize!

Well, one eye on the prize, the other on the bridge of his nose.

Eleanor Rigby - The Beatles