My baby is 12 weeks old and I have to go back to work next week. People wonder why we aren't having children? How can a mother leave a baby this small to go work????

I'm just politically ~spicy~ and rile up my dad's Trumper cousins haha

Context: I was living in Bahrain and just missed New England spring

My grandma left me messages in old Facebook posts and it's the main reason I can't delete it 😭 I miss her

I don't feel like I LOOK huge, but none of my pants fit anymore after having a baby and I'm only 10 lbs more than I was 🥲 dang these matronly hips

When I was little I thought Slippy Toad was a nerdy mechanic girl and was immeasurably disappointed that he was, in fact, a nerdy mechanic boy

Weeeewwwh

I am going THROUGH it right now and I just want everyone to know that you don't ever deserve to feel unloved 💔

A pigeon nest (6 sticks and a sad lonely egg) accompanied by a pigeon in a farmer outfit saying "it ain't much but it's nest"

The amount of times I say this in my head a day is a non-zero number

Which is, conveniently, the first solid food that babies usually eat! Thanks Donkey Kong!

There are people who:
*dont vaccinate
*dont give their child a vitamin that STOPS BRAIN BLEEDS???
*dont sterilize bottles because "it's good for their guts"
*don't practice safe sleep PROUDLY

I feel like I'm going coocoo bananas

Since becoming a parent, I have been fed a slew of bizarre anti-science parenting tips from social media and I fear that we are slipping into an American Dark Age

it's for teh wii!! Roflmao xD

Got notified about this 2008 message I received on this day and this is why I tell kids that they will one day look back and cringe

old commercial from pizza hut for the land before time, some memester added "the past is dead, let it go"

Oh! That place was a cesspool. When we clocked in, it basically had us waive our right to a break and we had to watch an anti-union video when we got trained.

I remember when I was working at a gas station and got pricked by a needle in the bathroom trash and I had to fight TOOTH AND NAIL to be allowed to go to the hospital because the manager didn't want to come in. Capitalism is truly the worst.

I've been using the Merlin app and I got the one I've been searching for: The Tufted Titmouse!

If you're around for tomorrow morning, I always recommend the South St Diner for breakfast! They have an eggs benedict to DIE for

Oh my goodness, it really was just a WHOLE thing

A little girl with brown hair and bangs with red velvet clothes and white frills

I'm happy we don't dress babies up like this anymore because what in the Victorian pajamas was this outfit

Have tons of fun!!!

Finn is two months old today and he likes baseball now I guess 🤷‍♀️

My baby was born in January too, and it's too early for his shots to protect him from anything right now so I felt that I just couldn't go in good conscience 😭 he's way too small and vulnerable

I won't be at PAX this weekend because I am a mom and don't want to expose baby to 1000s of germs 🥲 but if you're up here, maybe we can get food on Friday or Saturday night since I live in Boston?!

My dad never really got to raise us when my brother and I were babies (he worked two jobs and went to school) and being with his grandson has been the most joyous experience of his life 🥹

a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a screen that says whoops ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of a screen that says whoops

An old man was next to me and looked at my phone just as I scrolled by art of Rouge the Bat in a skimpy outfit and he gave me a thumbs up

I'm so sorry Fushi 💔 my deepest condolences for you and your family, and I'm thinking of you!

"Gotta go medium speed"

I didn't want to post too many things about my baby but HE'S SO CUTE???? 🥹 he's officially 7 weeks old, and is already 12 lbs!