The lovely, grandmotherly person who addressed me as "young man" today really spun my head around.
Don't recall the last time I've heard that one, directed towards me, anyway.
Makes me wonder if that will be the last time.
Ah, dark little musings.
Totally understandable that Barry Bonds doesn't listen to this guy waving at him to move in closer as third-string catcher Francisco Cabrera comes up to bat...
It just makes sense to me that if The Flintstones is set in an faux-prehistoric representation of suburban America, then Bedrock is in Florida.
I might need to take 20-30% off over here lol
SCENE: Man-child with man-bun goes by on motorized Onewheel.
CO-WORKER [before I can speak] "He might be a really fun guy, though."
ME: "He seems like he'd have fun in a cardboard box in a field, too."
“Just because you lost me as a friend, doesn't mean you gained me as an enemy. I'm bigger then that. I still wanna see you eat, just not at my table.”
- Tupac Shakur
from @slicingupeyeballs.com
by illustrator and artist Dan Buller
#BreakfastClubDay #shermerhighschool
Aaron Rodgers is in Pittsburgh for a visit with coaches and staff.
I hope he loses a tire to a pothole, steps in gum, and has a stink bug land on his face.
It's the very least the city can do to welcome him.
Happy Birthday to Mr. Fred Rogers
Bye, Dean. Thanks for helping us to know ourselves a little better. May we be better neighbors for it.
“This is America, there’s no kings here. Anyway, sir, we’re gonna play a song about our grandparents and people who fought Nazis in the war and shit. So, if you could just shut the fuck up for five minutes.”
☘ \m/(😑)\m/ ☘
variety.com/2025/music/n...
Okay, #Pittsburgh, this is the most adorable thing you've done in a minute. LOVE YINZ.
www.rideprt.org/inside-Pitts...
I FEEL YA, BROTHER
“that epicist of the female experience, who with scepticism, fire and visionary power has subjected a divided civilisation to scrutiny”
If images could smell like that really good 70's pot...
You didn’t hear this from us, but the Old English word 'sibb' meant “related by blood.”
This is where we get the 'sibling.'
And 'godsibb' essentially meant “godparent.”
Over time, it came to mean "close friend."
Now it is something we share w/ close friends...
'gossip.'
Always dug an appearance by the Royal Flush Gang. Always a good time in comics when they showed up for the ol' shenanigans.
Terribly disappointed to report that it got too hot to wear my hoodie today.
Sitting here in my shirtsleeves like a goddamn animal.
@weathertalk.bsky.social
Maybe just for today, instead of worrying obsessively about all the legitimate and dire concerns of the world, I'll content myself with simply hoping that the Pittsburgh Steelers don't sign Aaron Rodgers.
Y'know, as a treat.
So often, celebs go on late night with an alleged ‘skill.’ Rarely do they crush so thoroughly that people are now preemptively against any Joni Mitchell biopic not starring Amanda Seyfried.
What do you mean you don't have fish sandwich lunch plans by now?
Get your shit together. Get it all together and put it in a backpack. All your shit. So it's together. And if you gotta take it somewhere, take it somewhere ya know? You just gotta get it together... Get your shit together.
Forget “Enter the Sandman” or Timmy Trumpet.
The coolest closer entrance in MLB history is “The Rubberband Man” by The Spinners for #Pittsburgh #Pirates closer Kent Tekulve. 😎
HBD 🎂 3/5/1947 Teke!
#LetsGoBucs
Normalize having an Inside Voice, ffs
*subscribed*
I will admit that the Sliberty store is an exceptionally well-curated booze museum, especially as PA-regulated outlets go. The one in the Waterfront is the only contender to the crown.
I could never run against Jalapeño Hannah.
I respect her too much.
My eye burns from having accidentally rubbed a smidge of ranch dressing into it, in what is perhaps the most Pittsburgh of minor injuries possible, excepting perhaps a pierogi bruise.
Not a bruised pierogi but a bruise from a pierogi, to be clear.
I leave it to you to fill in the details.
RIP Royal Tenenbaum
