Have to get one for every room!

Doug Ford pictured today arriving at the North Etobicoke Home Depot to pick up some BBQ briquettes and pool noodles:

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ICYMI — new HUNGARY 🇭🇺 PM Magyar says Netanyahu will be arrested if he goes to Hungary

A BlackAppleBerry. So an iPhone with a legit physical keyboard and a square screen.

Ohtani was legit gambling, but it was his first year after signing his bonkers contract with the Dodgers and they can’t have their superstar dragged down to jail for this, so his translator took the blame instead and will get a monster cut after he’s released. I know it’s all bullcrap. :)

in honor of The Onion officially taking over InfoWars, what’s a conspiracy theory you 100% believe?

Michael Jordan was doing the exact same shit as Pete Rose (gambling on games his team played in) during his playing career and Nike+the NBA have…done what it took to keep that quiet.

I think we need to all take support group classes in saying no. Bring back Just Say No but for corporations.

Canadian resource! Nice :)

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Okamoto's breakout among key takeaways from Blue Jays' rout PHOENIX -- Do not rub your eyes, pinch yourself or adjust your television. The Blue Jays just pulled off a comfortable 10-4 win with a dominant offensive performance, so deeply needed amid a challengi...

#BlueJays notes on Kazuma Okamoto, David Popkins and Kevin Gausman from today's win:

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Hey SUPERMAN- SAVE LOYAL JAX- he was found at his owners side during a wellness check- he refused 2leave- owner passed- Jax loyally was found at their side not wanting 2leave- now this shelter wants him DEAD! I need an East Coast foster ASAP! This pup has been through enough! Repost him! Save him

Jesus walks.

Jesus we need more runs!

WE ARE BACK BABY!*
(Tomorrow we lose)

Poor Bo. It ain’t that much better in Toronto either. At least today they’re leading.

Just turned on the Jays game. I'm guessing someone advised Lukes and Okamoto to start believing in dinosaurs.

Alt Text should just be standard for everyone.

Poll: Is your baseball team good rn?
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I see the strategy. Score enough runs that you don’t need a “closer” to close the game. Good job Schneider.

He’s being sent there to tank it again. You know the war machine must keep rolling. Only way for agent orange to stay in power.

Happy birthday! Hope you have a great day.

I was reading this thinking you were ordering Chinese take out and was seeing if the second dish would be better as the first wasn’t as much. I need coffee.

Meat Loaf posthumously drops new single

During their first in-person meeting, former President Barack Obama and New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani read a children's book to students at a childcare center in the Bronx.

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If I am Max Scherzer I am visiting Jeff Hoffman in his nightmares tonight, you know he has that power