i . i don't know any of these people.

//if you laugh you go to the cellar

, ssorry. i— s-sorry im not t. i didnt mean th. zooble , is. fine

] you can't laugh you fucking idiot your best name candidate currently is Tea Pot

...... z— zooble,?

[ their voice trembles a little in the way that makes it painfully clear they're trying really hard not to laugh. ]

....., the .the scary part.

] ( walks in unprompted ) me too guys! ( gets shot on sight

????? huh. that. doesn't really sound like an Adventure

uh ,yeah . i mean, um. i'm— uh, i d. i don't...... hhave a name yet.

[ they never know how to interact with nice people like this. it makes them nervous... well. 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 nervous. ]

[ at the very least, by their nervous tone of voice it's hard to imagine they meant that comment genuinely. ]

,, right . does th— d. safe. does that mean there's danger,?

...

[ a considerably awkward moment of silence. ]

, ssorry i'm. um, New. here.

] exactlyy it's also kind of sad to me because it's like . if i were transmasc id be Sad seeing myself in him and then having him put in that position .....

[ sorry, ragatha. they're very insistent upon being independent. finally, FINALLY they clamber to their feet. with an excessive amount of clattering. ]

, hhey .

] OHH SO CUTE. CREATURES

// bloxi hella off model but im half asleep so whatever @virtualbuzz.bsky.social

] LITERALLY. like headcanons are awesome do whatever you want forever but at a certain point it's just like c'mon dude. dont do that to him

...... okay . a-awesome. cool.

[ not really. why'd they say that. ]

is that wh— is that, um .. what the pillow fort's for? the— uh, the dark?

o okay .

[ they've entirely forgotten the original reason they were instructed to talk to kinger. ]

um. why— why was it there in the first place ,?

y— no im not actually that heavy don't worry about it. it's fine .

[ on one hand, they're right, they're not as heavy as an actual suit of armor. on the other hand, they just are not very good at this. ]

yeah i'm Fine .

[ they ignore her hand completely and start trying to get up on their own. being a suit of armor makes this fairly difficult. ]

[ clattering from several feet away ] [ they tried to look cool and nonchalant when she showed up and immediately tripped ]

[ is that a chess piece? they can't even tell. why is there a bucket on his head. what. ]

uh . Are— ,um. aare you kinger.

[ immediately tensing up at the mention of ghosts. ]

, wwghat ? what was that like.

[ slightly in the distance ] holy s#%& there actually is a pillow fort

o okay .

ms paint drawing of a guy really angrily squeezing another guy in his giant fist. the guy being squeezed seems unbothered

] celestia and jax

you piss me off so bad i hope we both die.

[ nodding very matter-of-factly ]

ohh i thought that was jjust always

] when i do the font you just have to imagine them yelling as loudly as physically possible