been around

they call it plantar fasciitis because the fascists belong under our feet

undiagnosed, but pretty sure

Hilda

This is unironically one of the reasons I named myself Helios. The sun may vanish, but you can always count on it returning. I've been horribly self-isolationist my whole life so having that as a facet of my name means a lot.

y'all it was so hard not to scream in the theater when he took his shirt off

IT'S GOOD, GO SEE IT, SUPPORT OUR BOY, HE DESERVES THE WORLD

It's arguably not a perfect film but you easily forget it's a "youtuber" movie, solid 8.5/10 from me tbh

you can tell how traumatized someone is by how much they apologize unnecessarily

Instruction booklet (that was definitely written by a millennial or gen z) that reads: HAND THIS TO THE RESPONSIBLE ONE 1. This mattress knows Kung fu and may unroll itself at lightning speed Keep small pets and children free from its kick radius. Please be extra careful when cutting it free from its bindings. 2. Please remove from packaging within 72 hours of receipt to make sure your mattress can grow to its full potential. 3. Your mattress has been under a lot of pressure recently and may lash out if not unwrapped carefully. Please give him/her some space for 72 hours. This will give your mattress time to relax and decompress. 4. Also, please be sensitive if your mattress has an odor after being set free. Being sealed in plastic on a long trip can make anyone a little fragrant. So no harsh words about the smell for a few hours. You wouldn't want to offend your new best friend.

WHOEVER WROTE THESE INSTRUCTIONS NEEDS A RAISE OMG

wait but I'm not an asshole and some people still don't like me

now what do I do 🥺

I think maybe you should still put out things you like, even if they aren't perfect, just to exercise the art of creation and get better at it.

That's just my own suggestion though :3

I don't make music, but I relate heavily to the creative process. On Twenty One Pilots' "Pet Cheetah", Tyler elaborates on it as it relates to him, especially with the lines:

I can feel pressure start to possess my mind
So I'll take this beat, I should delete to exercise

no u

cover painting for 'The Visitors' by Clifford D Simak a pair of tiny figures stand on a hillside while a gigantic black obelisk floats overhead the figures are captioned 'chatting on the timeline with your friend' and the menacing obelisk is captioned 'a total stranger about to drop the worst reply you've ever read

many such cases

fuck gender
get bitches

fuck bitches
get gender

(This is a joke, look whose profile this is under, this is Cassie's shtick AND SHE'S GOOD at it)

well, what car was he driving 🙄

nah, the Goddess I worship would be quite pleased actually hehehe

red wine supernova is like if taylor swift wrote good songs

oh no be careful lol

for me this is when I'm being hypomanic in my bipolar, right around the peak, and the crash into the depressive episode after SUCKS

You might not operate the same way, but be careful!

Happy you got energy :3

EMMA LOL

what else could anybody expect from somebody with your handle

My state provided lawyer is working with the lawyer that's trying to evict my partner and I to use a state provided program that pays all back rent and 2 months forward, so that's pretty cool

My best friend that hasn't sent me anything since Christmas just responded today too eeeeee

A thread of text messages that repeat the same message over multiple days. You were unable to receive a text message due to a device restriction or insufficient funds.

A screenshot of my Venmo QR code @euphoricephemerality

Hey um. Honestly really hate to make this post, but my phone has been turned off since last Tuesday. I've been unemployed since earlier this month and Mads is working 50 hr weeks. If anyone could send $35 to turn my phone back on I would be infinitely grateful

#MutualAid #TransCrowdfund #HelpSky

get fucking nuked from orbit holyyy

ggs gottem

btw I showed my partner the picture this post is talking about (click the post to see the picture)

I provided no context to the picture and asked, "what do you think of this picture"

Their response? "uhhh it's just a normal picture"

HMMMMM

haha funny 420 weed number for my followers

AYYYYY

holy fuck Claire this is insane

Goddess forbid women do anything

it's 2:20pm on Tuesday for me, you just made me panic and double check what day it was lmao

oh I ain't confident, just absolutely goated at autistic masking so I can remain safe

that also let's you have a conversation with fucking anyone