Michael and Kacey from Small Prophets looking into a jar

Maquette of a sculpture of Queen Elizabeth II looking a bit like a homunculi in a jar

I can tell I'm tired (and possibly thick) because I read your post and instantly tried singing it to the tune of ABC.

One of my son's Star Wars characters. No idea what his real name is but due to him seemingly sporting two testicles dangling from his chin, I always secretly referred to him as Bollock-chin. He's wearing an orange jacket too....not that that's relevant to the chin situation.

Bollock-chin.....definitely Bollock-chin.

TV screen showing everything I've described in the post.

My son and I are watching 'An Inspector Calls' on Prime to back up his GCSE revision.

Inexplicably, they have chosen a still of Rene from 'Allo, Allo' as the picture for it. I'm finding this far funnier than I should.

Peter Mandelson standing in front of Keir Starmer who looks very serious.

This looks like Mandelson has just felt Starmer nestle the barrel of a gun in his lower back and is about to laugh bitterly and say "So....this is how it ends, eh?".

Just added my vote thanks to your link. Now at 80% 😊

Mario with his right arm punching the air and his misplaced facial features making him look drunk and rowdy.

8yrs since my youngest son did a challenge on 'Mario Odyssey'
and inadvertently made Mario look like he'd had 12 pints and needed to be bundled out of the pub by Luigi before Bowser could deck him for aggressively chanting what a fat, green twat he was.

If you see this, post an image you saved because it made you laugh.

Ridiculous AI slop image of the terracotta tit represented as Jesus, attempting to heal a sick man with one of his tiny, little toddler hands. Coming out of the sun is a group of shadowy figures. The middle shadowy figure looks suspiciously like a Demogorgon from Stranger Things.

Close up of the middle shadowy figure.

An actual Demogorgon.

Is that....is that a.... Demogorgon?

This gets more and more relevant by the day.

Old drawing of a man in a suit and bowler hat pulling on a chain that makes a foot kick him up the bum.

Trump making another astoundingly moronic decision.

Head shot of Steven Seagal

Steven Seagal's beard flipped upside down with the eyes and nose of Teen Wolf super-imposed within it.

It's Steven Seagal's birthday, so here's a little reminder that if you flip his beard upside down you can fashion yourself a very convincing Teen Wolf.

a man in a knight 's armor is laying on a stone wall with flowers on his head . Alt: Scene from Monty Python's 'Holy Grail' where soldiers in the castle are casually watching Arthur charge from a distance but he never seems to get any closer.

Her entrance.

Drawing of a lion in a weighing scale. They lion is peering over the edge and someone has smeared some food on it to make it look like the lion is throwing up over the side.

This very subtle addition to an info board in Reading made me laugh today - 10/10.

Stone depiction of the hanging of them last Abbot of Reading Abbey who was hung, drawn and quartered for refusing to give up the Abbey. The guard on the far left is looking out at the viewer with his hands on his hip with a fabulous amount of sass. He may even saying "Giiiiiiiiirrrl"

Close up of the guard described in the previous photo.

Very hard to give this sad scene - depicting the hanging of the last Abbot of Reading - the gravitas it deserves when the guard on the left is giving sooooo much sass.

Can someone in the White House quickly watch the episode of Peep Show where Jez gives Mark an entire mug of Night Nurse before pad-locking him in his bedroom...

....and take some fucking inspiration from it.

Remember when the Queen died+there were queues for miles to respectfully walk past the coffin?

When the demented, demon paedo dies, can his coffin do a world tour so ppl can queue to spit/piss on it, throw dog-shit etc. I feel like millions would relish the opportunity.

Open casket, even better.

I'm wearing headphones and keep taking them off to listen because I think I can hear my cat in distress.

Turns out it's my own nostril whistling.

....my own, elderly nostril.

#post50 #lifegoals #wtaf

A book from the 'Adventure Story Bible' series entitled 'Jesus Touches People'.

Happy Easter everyone, from me.... and this book that lives in my ex in-law's attic room.

If it doesn't look like this, I'm not sure I'm that bothered.

Screenshot from Ancestry.co.uk. There are two male names and two female names. Not sure who's married to who but one of the men is called William Cumboy.

Larry Grayson looking at the camera as it he's just heard something rude.

Treating myself to a bit of family tree research.

There's currently a 50/50 chance my ancestor married a man called William Cumboy.

Sadiq Khan protection officers 'leave bag with guns and Taser on South London Street'.

Reminded me of the time in 1990, I left my big, wicker Home Ec basket outside WHSmiths in a shopping centre after school so I could pop in and buy Smash Hits.

I came out to find it surrounded by police who gave me a bollocking because they thought my undercooked moussaka might have been an IRA bomb

Angela Lansbury as Jessica Fletcher looking over her tea cup with a pointed and judgemental expression.

Well, *someone* doesn't understand the definition of the word 'focus'.

*stared...ffs

Had a very detailed+intricate dream and for the first the time ever, it ended with 'end credits music'

My brain camera zoomed out on me cradling the head of a sad girl on a doorstep while 1985 Jeff Goldblum+pals started at me, coldly from across the street.

The music?... Arthur's Theme.

I love that so much. I was recently reminded of the time my son came home from primary school with a poster about his favourite film.

*am

My 17yo has asked to transcribe my angst-ridden diary from 1994/5.

I was 18/19 at the time+reading so much 19th century lit that I wrote all in Quink with an antique pen+expressed myself like Jane Austen.

17yo is typing away+sporadically stifling snorts of laughter at what a twat I was*.

*is

My cats paws in a little squidgy group of four. That's a terrible description but just imagine a lovely little group of furry squidge.

Take a 10 second break from the unending madness and horror of the world by looking at my cat's squidgy little paws.

Old woman looking a bit bonkers.....some might say 'a bit maniacal', on the phone.

Discovered ANOTHER lyric I've been singing wrongly.

So, apparently she's a maniac on the FLOOR, not....as I've been singing....on the phone.