Becoming Blueskys first account to post videos of actual unabashed murders on the TL captioned "Was he wrong for this? 🤔"

A storm blows from paradise

Imagine the culinary implications if it was the Danes, with all their pickled herrings and such, who settled the Americas? Thank god it was us who carried out that horrible crime.

Call me country way I leave em western 💯

In honour of the brave boys of the Somme and Passchendaele I will be smoking that GAS from now until November 11

Walking to the 24/7 shop to buy more beer and hearing WW2 propaganda narrators declaim "Here are the freedoms the Nazi menace sought to crush. Though he may be different from you and me, he is nevertheless a monument to Liberty"

Thatcher was right honestly about buses nothing makes you feel more like a bum than being on a double decker slowly inching along in traffic

All Quiet on the Western Front themed escape room you enter the first room and there's a dude with a German pike helmet shooting a machine gun at you and you immediately lose

Sending all of my invite codes to various government and regulatory agencies. Their presence here would legitimise the site.

There was a "Leyland" symbol on my train to work today despite being built after Leyland stopped being a thing did I wake up in the alt tl where it's 1976 forever we never privatised anything and there's no poofs about

Have the msn screen as my default new tab on my browser and it is just perfectly tailored to the reactionary old mail reader, steady stream of culture war shit, articles about random illnesses - the people who comment on them as well just the least pleasant people alive.

It's Peter Kay they found out he doesn't actually remember Bullseye

Death to the CARackkker plague race

If you don't have the red heart in your top 5 emojis it means you've wasted your entire life

IIRC this was an old script from the TOS days but even for 1967 TV it sounds bloody dodgy

Wrote this about the "he has a whisky drink he has a cider drink" song

Think someone found a post of mine on here specifically by searching Ed Davey. A baffling thing to do

Hell I might go as low as $100,000!!

Ian Austin lmao.

You shouldn't have pics of you feeling pure joy your pics should only be you looking hard about to boot someone's head in etc

Logged onto discord one of my main servers had spent past 5 hours roasting my leaked Google maps timeline saying shit like "Did you see how many times he went to the 24 hour store in November 2017?"

Why would they post this?

General Luigi Cadorna after 150,000 Italian troops die in the 10th Battle of the Isonzo

It's anti sports fan discrimination.

Some great wikis out there must be said.

The absolute least respectable position you can take is hoping the Tories win because of how much you hate Keir Starmer,.you should be hoping for a 1000 year Ed Davey empire.

Not only is it real, but if we pray hard enough, it is achievable.

Nail bed injuries are the most annoying I think you can get that don't involve hospitalisation. Uber eats delivering vaseline at 10:30 pm on a Sunday they must think I'm not just a sex pervert but an unemployed one

Imagining you doing one of those weird election night graphics but just explaining the swing to labour in the north west while flying over an election predictions map

If I was in the Helen Keller situation my ass would have never have figured that out I'd be going "Buhhhh" internally for 70 years