As in, the superhero satire comic?

I believe in their ability to do something silly and impractical out of spite, and make it hilarious

That would be amazing, though I doubt there’s enough room in Dan’s apartment for the thing to fit

Oh man, finally. The next episode of @knowledgefight.bsky.social is going to be amazing

Rising popularity of dirty folk music is 100% a recession indicator

“The Myth of Sisyphus” by Albert Camus

In the future, we will all be Ozymandius for 15 minutes.

Oh, while you’re at it, the Baron wants you to hide all these fully cooked rotisserie chickens inside all those candelabra in the hallway.
Don’t look at me that way, I don’t know how you’re supposed to put a chicken in a candelabra. He just wants it done.

gonna start seeing some CI/CD schisms, and automated heresy pipelines

Call me crazy, but it kinda seems like there should be a more reliable mechanism for removing people from office than relying on their own sense of shame and the willingness of their political party to hold them accountable.

I mean, that is also a deeply relevant and specifically American novel. Famously, it is the one that they force you to read as a teenager, then they tear gas you 10 years later for understanding it.

Nailed it. No notes.

Honestly it wouldn’t surprise me if Trump declared himself Anti-Pope and tried to establish a new papacy in Florida. It would work out about as well as anything else he does but at least it would be more funny than horrifying.

a cartoon says i 'm gonna sing the doom song now * doom doom doom doom * ALT: a cartoon says i 'm gonna sing the doom song now * doom doom doom doom *

My brain this entire fucking week:

This is the energy we need in congress

Sign on door in Japanese and English, saying “panic carefully”

Good advice, door. I’ll work on that.

We live in a world littered with the wreckage created by people who are good at one hard thing, who assume that anything else must be easy and therefore they’re already experts and since they’re so rich and successful clearly they are qualified to run everything.

*taps the sign*

I really feel like there is an important analogy between Godel's Incompleteness Theorem and model capabilities. The more powerful a model, the more likely it is to be capable of thoughts that will destroy it.

Thank god Congress isn’t alive to see this

I voted for Trump and now I am living in a post-apocalyptic hell hole where I am slowly dying of radiation poisoning. But at least now no one is saying "happy holidays".

The Zombie Dressed Up as an Ordinary Tuesday “The forced choreography of everyday life continues, even as the stage is dismantled beneath our feet.”

My latest. "The only place I know how to begin is here: We are at war, and I want it to stop."

words of modesty, self-effacement, deflecting compliments politely

From Clickhole's "Incredible! We Asked These Astronauts What It’s Like To Be In Space," Barry Wilmore: You never know true beauty until you see Earth from space, or true terror until you hear someone knocking on the space station door from outside. You look through the porthole and see an astronaut, but all your crew is inside and accounted for. You use the comm to ask who it is and he says he’s Ramirez returning from a repair mission, but Ramirez is sitting right next to you in the command module and he’s just as confused as you are. When you tell the guy this over the radio he starts banging on the door louder and harder, begging you to let him in, saying he’s the real Ramirez. Meanwhile, the Ramirez inside with you is pleading to keep the airlock shut. It really puts life on Earth into perspective.

One of the very best from Clickhole

Pretty much

I mean, if you can’t squeeze some murder into your quest for oil, are you even American?