if I was in a band I would never betray my drummer

It's Oliver Twist vs. Little Orphan Annie in a match to the death

NOTHING FUNNY happened to me on the way to the forum

Weight lifting meatheads sharing a bar while both on separate landlines is such a good gag

If Gene Kelly and Donald O'Connor showed up to my place of business the first thing I'm doing is making sure they aren't wearing tap shoes

Honestly José Ferrer looked much better with the big nose

I submit this for all your youtube poop needs

YOUR NOSE??

it's literally just the normal story of Cyrano de Bergerac except with Mr. Magoo as the greatest swordsman in all of France

they are doing zero jokes about Magoo's main thing (not being able to see)

He's no José Ferrer

I have learned tonight that there's a Mr. Magoo version of Cyrano de Bergerac

do kids even talk about Cyrano de Bergerac anymore like they did when I was in school

Nothing makes me want to shoot my son in the head with an arrow like the William Tell Overture

I will never watch the video about teaching an octopus to play piano. It's an honor thing at this point

When you're one of the cool kids

Van Morrison:

It's the only place you can watch men do beam routines and women do pommel horse

It's not widely understood that gymnastics is extremely conservative to the point that men's and women's gymnastics are technically different sports with completely different rules and events. NAIGC has been working for years to change this by allowing anyone to compete in any event

There's like five podcast hosts I can think of who would, if anything else, be interested in the gender stuff that's going on there

NAIGC (Adult gymnastics) Nationals is in Portland Oregon next year. If you're anywhere nearby there you should go and watch it, it would be a very fun experience. If you're not nearby then I gave you enough time to make plans to go

when i see teamwork on the timeline

Adam Savage made a very detailed series of videos on how to build a Grogu robot, you have no excuse

No it's laziness! You're just assuming someone will make a Mandalorian Grogu movie because it absolves you of responsibility to film it yourself

What the hell is the zeit zeiger

There's a difference between inspiring hope and offering false hope. You should be ashamed of yourself

wild how the conservative uncle hasn't posted anything on Facebook since early 2025

Boastful Quaker Oats ad, Chicago 1891

For instance

I'm gonna keep reposting this until everyone has seen it because it took many tries to get this few mistakes and also because it's my own arrangement and I like it