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Posts by Nearly Sentient NPC

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a man in a bathtub with the words party is over ALT: a man in a bathtub with the words party is over

Old Biff staggering out of a Cyber Truck, slowly fading from existence...

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I'll stick to Oldtella, thank you...

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a cartoon of peppa pig holding a cell phone with the word block written on it ALT: a cartoon of peppa pig holding a cell phone with the word block written on it

Daddy Pig: "Peppa, dear... I don't know how to break this to you, but Mummy Pig has passed away... During child birth. I'm so sorry.

*George Pig crying sounds

Peppa: *Crying "May we see her?"

DP: "Of course..."

*Squeals of horror as they walk in on Doctor Wolf devouring Mummy Pig's body

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Nothing to see here...
*Cocks the glock 'n' spiels...
youtu.be/jz6LmejhJr8?...

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Sky News: Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist.

Greta Thunberg: See you all at the next climate strike :)

news.sky.com/story/human-...

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My doctor disappeared. Now I have to find a new disappointment...

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BREAKING: A GOP-appointed Virginia judge has struck down the Democratic-backed redistricting amendment in full, ruling it unconstitutional and “void from the start.”

AG Jay Jones says he will immediately file an appeal.

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SlimShots: #Eminem #f'djt

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DAMN, SON!
Reinventing how a thousand year old instrument is played!

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Why are there so many dead June bugs on your porch?...

I dunno... Failed Invasion?

Clean it up, it lowers the property value...

I haven't read too extensively on June bugs, but I don't believe that's one of their ecological functions...

*Stares in eviction

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If you're feelin' down, just remember... You're not the problem, it's everybody else who is the problem... Because you're the problem.

Thanks.

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3rd time watching Thunderbolts. Man, I can't get enough of Red Guardian and Yelena. Love them!❤️

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Did he just refer to himself as extraordinarily brilliant?

Compared to his voters, yeah, but c'mon, man...

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A pizza cools on a metal cooling rack, topped as described in the post. It doesn't not look like professionally photographed pizza, but then I am not a professional photographer, so maybe get off my back, ok?

A pizza cools on a metal cooling rack, topped as described in the post. It doesn't not look like professionally photographed pizza, but then I am not a professional photographer, so maybe get off my back, ok?

Pizza night, y'all: fried potato, capers, and raclette

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Images are back now. No need to describe my nudes.

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make it happen ppl

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Going forward, any failed or would-be dictators should just be shot into space, after a trial, of course.

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Raspberry Beret
Trust
1999
I Would Die for You
Kiss

*Bonus
Pussy Control

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Name your top 5 Prince songs.

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a man in a suit and tie is wearing a black hat and looking at the camera . ALT: a man in a suit and tie is wearing a black hat and looking at the camera .

Feliz cumpleanos!

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a man in a dark room with the words one ping only please ALT: a man in a dark room with the words one ping only please

One teshticle only pleash..

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This isn't the movie I bought a ticket for...

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Oildale California to change its name to "Cracktown".

Thank you.

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Heather Horton, Canadian (1974- ), The Chrysalis, 2022, oil on panel, 60 x 40 in

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One of my past 3d models.

A post-dominion war Cardassian warship. Due to resources shortages after the war this smaller ship uses left over and salvaged parts from destroyed Galor warships.

Enjoy.

#3dmodeling #3dart #lightwave #scifiart #Starships #StarTrek

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