there is no way i'm gonna cut a bunch of peppers and then touch either of my eyes

big pizza

if you can jump high enough does it make you a moon for a little bit?

for all of technology why is it that when i type big pizza into my phone it doesn't work

what i'm saying is that perhaps one pad is enough

i lost one of the nose pads on my glasses a few weeks ago and so far my experience is unchanged

funky boy deserved better

is it possible to sleep faster

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why sometimes when i wake up it's super dark and i'm not ready to be awake

kill hundreds of human beings: wow i'm so good at this video game
kill this demon hellspawn dog: wait am i the bad guy?

i'm very close to uncovering something big

i like when my gut feelings are affirmed ty

my friend told me this is the premise of some beatles movie, that sucks

i agree ty

y or n

you have a time machine and use it to go back to 1990. you record shitty covers of every important song from 1990-2025 and make it historically verifiable, like you mail it to abraham lincoln or w/e. you come back to the present and reveal these recordings

my question is would that unravel society

a cat's bottom paws are in the air and curled much in the way a basketball player might shoot a basketball into a basketball basket

swish

oh i just meant the sounds but also yeah a review must feel v nice, normally i have to bully my loved ones for something like that

this is neat

death note but it's just flight numbers

i like that you sort of took responsibility for me interpreting it as me having super powers, as if that wasn't a me problem. ty

ty

oh you meant fake planes in my head. that makes a lot more sense

this is a lot of responsibility i probably need a moment

wait are you implying that my thoughts are the ones making them crash

there's probably a setting for letting me listen to music, not hear people, and not do damage to my brain. they probably thought of that

my new earbuds are noise cancelling and whenever they do it it feels like my tinnitus. i wonder if i'm not just reinforcing whatever neural pathways gave me whatever tinnitus is in the first place

nvm i figured it out