Nico Hoerner is having a reverse contract year. He got paid and started hitting crazy.

I wish I lived in a town big enough to have a slow pitch softball league

“Welcome to Disney Channel”

Why is she talking to Rory McIlroy about politics?

Dan and Jordan get the desk, and an employee handbook. Robert Evans gets the Bearcat and a free bottle of Tito’s.

If you don’t have a notebook full of ideas for what the Onion should do with Infowars you aren’t a normal person.

He’s definitely got a cabinet level position in the Trump admin

put an anarchist in charge of your newspaper and I swear to god you'll start winning awards

I saw the picture and thought “oh don’t drink that, it tastes like sunscreen” and then I read your post lol

Juicy Finau? The golfer? 🤼

Backslide Girls absolutely took me out. This shit rules #GCW 🤼

If I’m a big wrestling company, I’m stealing Spider Nate Webb for an entrance into the rumble or casino gauntlet 🤼

Maki Itoh is the one that sticks out most, but they listed off a bunch that were missing during the Death Vegas Invitational, and Stardom had to rework the card for American Dream due to visa issues.

GCW and a bunch of other feds run shows around Mania every year in the same town Mania is in. It’s always a ton of fun. Most of them can be viewed on Triller.

If AEW does try to replace Mania next year with a big stadium show, do it in Toronto so half the wrestlers don’t have visa issues. Seriously, the Collective is a bummer because of so many wrestlers missing. No fault of their own, but frustrating.

Seriously, watch the Death Invitational. Some of these catches of the smaller wrestlers are insane. He is at least Claudio levels of sturdy, maybe more so.

When does someone decide to give Mason Madden a main event push? He’s so god damn strong that he’s the perfect base for smaller wrestlers. He is genuinely the strongest wrestler I have ever seen 🤼

Ruthless Depression is a banger

I have a crush on Killer Kelly. I feel like I need to be up front about that.

Maple Leaf Pro last night was incredible. Just some great wrestling. The women’s 4 way was my match of the night, I think. Grisham/Hechicero was also good.

Nick Gage and the Divine Dominion winning the trios title sponsored by Dominos

Could you fucking imagine if the NBA commissioner loved basketball half as much as Tony Khan loves wrestling? Or like, if Silver liked basketball a quarter as much as even HHH loves wrestling. The bar is so low.

I really think HHH thought Black and Gold was going to buy him a lifelong get out of jail free card and now that it hasn’t, he regrets wasting his time.

Or like, I’m looking too much into this, which is fair.

Was the Juggalo show really that bad? They usually put on a fun car crash but I didn’t have time to watch it.

How am I supposed to sleep after that incredible match? 🤼

I wonder if Bill Alfonso ever paid Missy Hyatt that money back from the time they were on People’s Court 🤼

2 TUFF TONY!? I mained him on Backyard Wrestling 🤼

THE ECW ZOMBIE!?!? 🤼

I’ve never seen that woman with Sandman in my life 🤼

Sandman very clearly not drinking. Solidarity. 🤼