NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT A BRISK 'N' DAMP BIT O' SPRING THIS WEEK, THE MOTHERFUCKING WEATHER GODS TURNED DOWN THE HEAT AND TURNED UP THE WET. CAN'T SAY I LIKE IT, CAN'T SAY I CAN DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT THO.

MON: 53°/36° EARLY AFTERNOON RAIN
TUE: 51°/45°
WED: 57°/47° AM RAIN
THU: 70°/56°
FRI: 65°/50°

NEW YORK CITY IT IS NOT A GLORIOUS WEEKEND. IT IS A WEEKEND, IT IS A SPRING WEEKEND, BUT FUCK, IT'S GONNA BE A WET ONE. WHAT'S UP WITH THESE WEEKEND RAINSTORMS WTF WTF WTF

FRI: 78°/56°, RANDO THUNDERSTORMS
SAT: 65°/52°
SUN: 55°/42° RAIN MOST OF THE DAY

BET IT DOESNT HIT 80 AGAIN UNTIL MAY 13TH

TODAY DID NOT FUCKING DISAPPOINT

NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT SOME BEAUTIFUL BUT MAYBE A SMIDGE HOT DAYS COMING OUR WAY. TIME TO SLAP SOME LAWN CHAIRS ON THE SIDEWALK OUT FRONT AND CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE...

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 79°/62°
TUE: 84°/65°
WED: 84°/64°
THU: 84°/66°
FRI: 78°/58°

POSITIVELY GORGEOUS OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW I.E. IT'S A GREAT TIME TO LEAVE WORK EARLY AND GET YOURSELF A BEER (YOU DESERVE IT)

NEW YORK CITY IF YOU LIKE THESE BRISK MORNINGS... ENJOY THEM WHILE THEY LAST YOU FUCKING FREAK. THIS WEEKEND IS CHILL BUT THE CHILL WON'T LAST.

YOUR FUKKIN WEEKEND:
FRI: 63°/52°
SAT: 63°/43°
SUN: 57°/49°

FUCKING BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

NEW YORK CITY WE'VE GOT MORE SHIT-FOR-SPRING WEATHER IN FRONT OF US. NOTHING LIKE THAT BAIT-AND-SWITCH SATURDAY WE HAD, NO, JUST STRAIGHT 40s AND 50s WITH SOME LOWS IN THE FREAKING 30s, FUCKIN UGH.

YOUR FUKKIN WEATHER:
MON: 58°/44°
TUE: 53°/33°
WED: 48°/36°
THU: 53°/40°
FRI: 62°/51°

NEW YORK CITY IT'S A MURKY SLATE OF MID-60s, CLOUDY WEATHER FOR US THIS WEEKEND. BOG-STANDARD SHIT BASICALLY. GONNA RAIN SUNDAY.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 65°/59°
SAT: 67°/45°
SUN: 64°/44° RAIN

HORNY FOR 75-DEGREE HIGHS

HOLY HELL NEW YORK CITY MOTHERFUCKING SPRING IS IN MOTHERFUCKING BLOOM. MORE OF THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME PLEASE.

MON: 70°/59°
TUE: 75°/63° MORNING RAIN
WED: 79°/48° EVENING RAIN
THU: 51°/44° THE ONE SHIT DAY
FRI: 63°/58°

A gorgeous sunset in NYC right now

NEW YORK CITY IT'S NOT TIME TO PUT AWAY YOUR WINTER COATS JUST YET WE'VE GOT SOME BRRRRR ON THE HORIZON.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: 58°/31°
SAT: 43°/32° <--- WTF
SUN: 54°/44°

HOLY HELL NEW YORK CITY, IT IS MOTHERFUCKING GORGEOUS OUT. CALL OUT SICK QUIT YOUR JOB GET OUT GET OUT GET OUTTTTTTTT THERE

JESUS CHRIST WHY IS IT SO FREAKING COLD TODAY

NEW YORK CITY IT'S A HO-HUM DOLDRUMS TYPE OF WEEK, CLASSIC NYC EARLY-SPRING SHIT. THURSDAY'S THE ONE DECENT DAY.

YOUR FUCKING WEATHER:
MON: 46°/34° MORNING RAIN
TUE: 49°/38°
WED: 53°/46°
THU: 69°/51° NICE
FRI: 54°/32° MORNING RAIN

NEW YORK CITY HERE WE ARE WITH THE MOTHERFUCKING EARLY-SPRING DOLDRUMS.

YOUR FUCKING WEEKEND:
FRI: WHATEVER
SAT: 53°
SUN: 46°

FUCKING SNOW?

THE LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL, DAY 41: YESTERDAY’S RAIN POUNDED WHAT WAS LEFT OF THAT MASSIVE DUMP TWO WEEKS AGO AND SHIT, THERE JUST ISN’T MUCH SNOW LEFT. RIP WHITE STUFF SEE YOU NEXT YEAR MAYBE

THE BATTLE OF EVERSNOW, DAY 40: NEW YORK CITY ENLISTS AERIAL PRECIPITATION FORCES TO TAKE THE FIGHT TO THE POCKETS OF SNOW STILL LEFT. "WE'RE TURNING PILES INTO PUDDLES," THE MAYOR SAYS. "WE'RE TAKING OUR CITY BACK."

SNOW-CITY, DAY 39: WE'LL SEE SOME MELTING TODAY, POCKETS OF RESISTANCE STILL LINGER. THE SNOW IS ON THE RETREAT, THE HUMANS WILL WIN THIS WAR, BUT... HOW LONG WILL IT TAKE? LEADERSHIP IS SILENT ON THE MATTER.

NEW YORK CITY IT'S FUCKING FREEZING TODAY WHICH IS WEIRD BUT PROBABLY TO BE EXPECTED. GOOD NEWS IS IT GETS BETTER. ANYWAY.

MON: 34°/29° BRRRRRR
TUE: 38°/35° WINTRY MIX / RAIN
WED: 51°/39°
THU: 47°/39°
FRI: 46°/39°

SNOW ON THE GROUND IN NYC, DAY 36: I CANNOT FUCKING BELIEVE THERE HAS BEEN SNOW ON THE GROUND IN NEW YORK CITY FOR 36 OF THE PAST 36 DAYS (ACCORDING TO THE SIDEWALK IN FRONT OF MY PLACE). HOW MANY MORE DAYS WILL THE SNOW LAST? not many, bitches. NOT MANY.

DAYS OF ICE AND SNOWSES, DAY 35: WE'RE FUCKING WINNING, THE SNOW IS FUCKING LOSING, AND DAMN DOES IT FEEL GOOD. HEAR THE TINKLE OF THE MELTING LOSER-SNOW. SEE THE WATER RUN DOWN TO THE DRAIN. FUCK THIS SNOW, FUCK YES THIS WEATHER, SPRING HERE WE MOTHERFUCKING COME!

NEW YORK CITY THIS WEEKEND IS JUST GORGEOUS, DIVINE (WE HIT 50 DEGREES), WE SAY GOODBYE TO FEBRUARY AND SAYONARA TO A DECENT CHUNK OF THE SNOW THAT ABSOLUTELY CRAP MONTH GAVE US.

FRI: 45°/32°
SAT: 52°/36° HOLY HELL I CANNOT WAIT
SUN: 40°/23° SOME PRECIPITATION MEH

PRETTY-SNOW-FOR-NOW-CITY, DAY 33: THERE'S NO WAY THIS IS GOING TO LAST, RIGHT? IT'S GETTING WARMER, SURELY THIS MUST ALL MELT. YOU CAN SEE THE SNOW ALREADY WEAKENING. IT MUST BEND, IT WILL BREAK.

This morning’s new snow is ridiculous, uncalled for, and if I may say so, personally offensive.

SNOW. WHY.

NEW YORK CITY, YOUR FUCKING WEATHER THIS WEEK IS A CAVALCADE OF SHIT ON TOP OF THE SHIT THAT WAS ALREADY SHITTING EVERYTHING UP.

TUE: 34°/26° THE COLDEST DAY UNTIL NEXT WEEK
WED: 45°/35° MORE SNOW IN THE MORNING WTF
THU: 43°/30°
FRI: 42°/32° SMALL CHANCE OF SNOW