This is your reminder to play weird little indie games and support the devs

Hades wispering to Megara "Go ahead. Write and draw that weird shit"

If no-one else is drawing or writing that weird shit who else is going to do it?!?!?! 😭💔

#artsky #art

i hope they brought back a space alien virus that will make Everyone Kind

My dad to the dog while making a snack, “I know you're excited, so am I. But there is no need to bark. I'm not barking. No one else here is barking”

dogs... so loyal!
LOL

they dont even make haunted video game cartridges that kill you if you play them anymore. shits all digital now

a pigeon with a little backpack

a flying pigeon

fly my little friend. deliver my ebay package for me

Tech Company: We have lost $100 billion creating Breado the talking toaster that loves you

Leading Report on Twitter writes: "BREAKING: U.S. Army is increasing the maximum enlistment age from 34 to 42."

Here are 5 menswear outfits to make recruitment officers think you're 43 🧵

2006 internet: RSS feeds, forums, communities of hobby blogs, where people post about interior design, fashion, and music for free

2026 internet: sponsored content, paid partnership, buy my merch, try my supplements, invest in my crypto, click link in bio to unlock the secrets of life for $30

you are hotter than you think, but if you spend enough time scrutinizing your face in the mirror, it will lose all meaning, like when you repeat a word over and over again.

Robin Williams' daughter has some quality thoughts on AI slop

Quick question does anyone know how to restore virtue to a decaying society

Good thing to remember online right now is that everyone here is very emotionally dysregulated and dealing with that by posting

gen 10 first impression letsgo #PokemonDay #pokemon #PokemonWindsWaves #art

i’ve been making stuff online for a real long time and the #1 thing you learn is that since the dawn of the internet, fuckheads will never ever not complain or nitpick about the free content you provide for them

chicory

Hmm. Turns out the evil and the lesser evil people have evil solidarity. Drat

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

blue @bluewmist >be 14 >internet is designed for 30 year olds >wow i can't wait >approaching 30 >internet is now designed for 14 year olds

When we overthrow the tech bros I only want monster fuckers and furry porn artists running the internet and tech.

Time to forget how to do real art for a bit while I recover from con burnout but two new bumper stickers added to the shop 👀 also preview of some silly lil freebie stickers for future orders.

sorry for being cringe I'm trying to enjoy being alive

February, the doom month