Photo of Star Wars character book. Heading: “YODA - legendary Jedi master” Image caption: head has been nearly bald for centuries”
“You’ve written image captions before?”
“Yep.”
“And you’ve definitely seen Star Wars?”
“Absolutely.”
You can’t spell wisdom without dumb.
A blue sky with clouds. In the foreground is a green Primary Route exit sign for the A140. The destinations given are Ipswich Diss Norwich. It’s a image I took from google Maps as I wasn’t quick enough on the draw with my camera.
In East Anglia they even put their civic/ football beefs on road signs
me: I put my pants on one leg at a time
HR: no you have to put them on both
Labour are denying Wales our fair share of rail funding 😤
A Plaid Cymru government won't stand by and let Westminster underfund us - we'll stand up for Wales and push for full rail devolution to better connect our communities.
Vote Plaid Cymru on 7 May. ❤️🗳️
This video of a Ukrainian Yak-52 crew taking down drones with a shotgun is incredible, but the music is deeply, and profoundly inappropriate. There was really only one option. So I've fixed it.
Maybe I'm an authoritarian at heart, but this is something (along with illegal number plates) I'd come down hard on. Use ANPR as much as we can. Make sure it gets enforced.
I’ve just heard that one of the true greats of SF writing, Ian Watson, has passed away. A huge figure of the genre and an enormously entertaining character. A real loss.
To dig down through fourteen centuries of appropriation designed to recentre "British" identity around the Anglo-Normans, to reclaim King Arthur for Damnonia's trilingual melting pot of Cymry, Picts and Gael, and unleash all the hounds of Annwfn into the semiosphere against the ongoing Saxon menace.
okay, well we serve small plates here. I'd recommend three or four small plates per person, or maybe five if you're feeling a little naughty! Great! Now if you'll just follow me to your teeny tiny wobbly table
Every single day that I walked to school in 1975, I'd be sworn at, insulted and the big lads would try to steal my bag:
For too long, Wales’ communities haven’t benefited from Wales’ energy potential.
From the Crown Estate to a Welsh Wealth Fund - Plaid Cymru will deliver a more energy independent Wales.
Vote Plaid Cymru on 7 May for new leadership for Wales with communities at its heart.
Plaid Cymru has pledged to make Wales a “world leader” in renewable energy as the party set out its vision for the sector ahead of the Senedd election
Independence: Confidence in who we are.
Join us 👉 www.yes.cymru/join
A better Wales is possible. #Annibyniaeth 🏴 #indyWales
you never see a commercial for onions. everyone just kinda knows about them
The British a far closer socially and politically to the Dutch, Germans and French than to the Americans, but because most of us only speak English we don't realise.
The 25/26 Premier League run-in
Arsenal 🔴⚪
Me: Your profile said you had a piercing.
Her: That’s a typo. It’s supposed to say “piercing scream.”
Hi all, I'm sorry to have to put this out there, my situation has gotten worse and I'm losing my home with no clue where I'm going to end up or what's going to happen. If you can spare anything at all to help me out, I'd really appreciate it 🙏
buymeacoffee.com/Robotwig
www.paypal.me/StephenBerry
Two panel comic. Panel 1: a digital kiosk at the entrance of a parking garage with a dispensed ticket. The screen display reads: PLEASE TAKE TICKET BELOW. Panel 2: a T-Rex is sticking its little arm out the window of its partially opened car door, trying to reach the ticket.
I had to eat my traditional Spanish rice dish without musical accompaniment. Totally acapaella.
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505, 📸 by @alexbrandon
In ancient times
Hundreds of years
Before the dawn of history
There lived a strange race of people - the druids
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees Kennedy Vows To End ‘War’ On Stinging-Insect Diets
Swollen RFK Jr. Warns Americans Not Eating Enough Bees theonion.com/swollen-rfk-jr-warns-ame...
@madeley.bsky.social did you manifest this?
mods are asleep post camera falling out of plane and landing in a pig pen to be licked by a pig
I would like to get the playing on about 1900 hours, if that is satisfactory?
DEREK: When will that be?
HOOKSTRATTEN: I make it now it is about 1830 hours.
DEREK: So that’s what? about 50 hours?
DAVID: 120 hours?
HOOKSTRATTEN: That’s actually about 30 minutes
