She’s a pro! 😲

A Delicious brand Cumberland Sausage & Tomato Breakfast Barm with a Clearance sticker on it. The sticker has handwriting reading “£1.38 Delicious Cum”

It’s the 15-year anniversary of the Delicious Cum butty I found on clearance at Boots

Packets of all four flavours of Nik Naks, together in a shop

This might not translate globally, but for UK people, this is like seeing the Beatles reform

New Sitcom Club tomorrow!

Happy anniversary!

CHARLIE BROWN: Yes mistress, you're right, mistress, I'm a blockhead! a hopeless blockhead!

DOMINATRIX: wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah wah

FORTY SIX YEARS

I hope it’s called ‘Who Do You Think You Aryan?’

I think we should all pause to remember the time Madge joined a netball team for older ladies called The Grey Growlers

Madge and Harold from Neighbours, with the text: Just letting you know, if you were born before 1982, you are now older than Madge Bishop when she joined Neighbours... Have a great day!

Today I learned, as I curled into a rotted husk.

She was 43. Harold was 47.

I’ll never forget watching The Wicker Man with my outer Hebridean mum. “I just don’t know where there got all that wicker from”

You can never be too early with that!

IT is really important because without it Isaac Newton would just have discovered gravy.

Only next week. Back to normal on May 1st #totp

[grumbles] just because the video was on TOTP doesn't make it '...at the BBC' #notTOTP

The IRGC has decided to make a power play and pull the Iranian foreign minister's trousers down in public. The Iranian military issued a warning via VHF in the Persian Gulf and Gulf of Oman warning vessels that the Strait is not "open" and that permission is still required to transit.

It's very 70s LE - Prince and his Music

Something about this programme title is making me giggle #totp #nottotp

So glad I kept this #totp

I remember a french class at school where you had to give examples of bands you liked if the teacher asked you.

When questioned a guy panicked and said 'Je Connais Deacon Blue'

He was finished there and then - you could see it in his eyes immediately!
#totp

Oh come on Luann you know what this is #totp

Mattessons Mattessons Mattessons Mattessons #totp

Who's been rummaging in Meat Loaf's wardrobe then #totp

"Tony de Burgh" #totp

Has Goodybags pierced his foot on a spike? #totp

We watched the opening couple of songs on this edition #totp

Preferred The Chronicles of Narnia to this if I'm honest. #TOTP

CJ's come a long way from his Elephant Antics #totp

Prince coming all over your sofa #totp

Such a lovely pic of Bowie during the Let's Dance shoot... #TOTP