if there’s any reason for me to watch sports, it’s the bear trade

yes! all better now, thanks for checking in big guy :)

what runs through my head on tummy tuesday

anyone else’s Instagram or TikTok feed just filled with ai gay bear content? It’s getting weird. I miss the days when my feed was real guys in flannel, not these uncanny valley AI lumberjacks.

me laying in a hospital bed looking amazing doing the peace sign with my hands

glad this week is finally wrapping up

hi 👋

Picture of me with short hair, a well groomed mustache, round silver glasses, and small silver hoop earrings looking into my phone

Picture of me with short hair, a well groomed mustache, round silver glasses, and small silver hoop earrings looking into my phone while smiling and doing the peace sign with my fingers

Haircut and mustache update

HATSUNE MIKU IN FORTNITE IS MY ERAS TOUR

ignore my crazy hair

a close up of a chicken 's torso and legs Alt: a close up of the Pokemon torchic’s torso and legs but super super muscular

This!!! They can’t not hire me after learning that I’ve defeated Cynthia like 20 times

A child wearing a comically large red backpack standing inside of a shopping mall. Text on the child states “My knowledge of being a normal adult”. Text on the backpack states “My knowledge of Pokemon”

A selfie of me. Wearing a tie dye tshirt, holding my iPhone in my left hand, and doing the peace sign with my right hand. Standing in front of an open door. I’m wearing round framed glasses and have a cute lil gay mustache

Can I put Pokemon Master on my resume? Will that get companies to notice me?

Yes ofc!

a yellow smiley face with black eyes and a yellow hand ALT: a yellow smiley face with black eyes and a yellow hand

omg yes please, I wanna join the cool kids!

Marvel Rivals knows exactly what they are doing… I NEED THEM (gay panic)

Never even knew they existed, first time I’m seeing them too! They’re super cool!

my gay ass was screaming when I saw this Pokemon vending machine in my local grocery store

cozy gay vibes for a cold december day

Pretty sure that’s all you 😅

thinking about them (✨gay bears✨)

omg thank you so much ❤️

You and your favorite Pokemon ✨

he went in shopping cart so quickly #gay #lgbtq #pokemon

it only took Bluesky a few days to make my discover page really REALLY GAY

omg yes!!

no u ☺️😚😚😚😚

Keeping the mustache (for now) #gay #lgbtq #lgbt