If you could see the amount of laundry I’m sleeping with tonight you would be shocked and appalled

I really do

Phoeo of a cute cat behind a super market toy set looking at the camera, with the silly caption of "Khajiit has wares if you have coin" which is a known The Elder Scrolls line.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

I deleted it again it’s so bad

Anytime a man likes me on hinge it makes me feel physically ill

NOOOOoooooooooooooooo

Omg did Charlie get put in a bag

All I did today was pre-clean my house so my cleaner wouldn’t judge me.

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

You must

Do you have a pen on a string necklace

Then tomodatchi strife

I’m ahead of the curve for once

Think my uber driver fell in love with me. But who wouldn’t!!

Are you scrubbing that turt

I can believe that

I used to hire this guy off airtasker to do man tasks around my house and I would joke he was my adopted dad.

One day he stopped answering my texts and I realised… he was my real dad all along.

Awww cute to watch the space guys come home

Ahhh the ol Friday night crash out as I finally run out of energy pretending to be normal

Does anyone have one of those medieval stretchy rack things and if they do can I have a go

I love you!!!

Memes image of Aragorn and Theoden with undercuts and earrings saying "Chat, the beacon notification just hit. Gondor's asking for a carry" and "Say less."

Was feeling melancholy, but then I dug up Theoden with an undercut from my vault of memes

My house, clean. My bean, flicked. My mind, pure.

Sazzle: “is this song joy orbison”

Apparently he is actually my daughter as he has had babies in my bedroom. Will I ever tackle this issue, absolutely not.

Today I am going to take my best friend all the various presents I’ve collected for her since Christmas.

Maybe I should see my friends more often.

Forced to eat a fruitless hot cross bun due to lack of options and my god what a crime against humanity that was.

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