A billboard in the desert, advertising the Tonight Show starring Johnny Carson, a local TV station, and RCA color TVs.
Billboard in Arizona (1962)
Photo: Outdoor Advertising Association of America Archives, Duke University Libraries
“What are you in for?”
“Felony bralessness”
Every sailor or Marine who has ever done sea time knows intimately how stupid this is
The frolicking took me out 😂😂😂
Without stating your age, post a movie that released when you turned 18
happy birthday weed
also congrats to drugs for winning the war on drugs
1996: my mom finds my weed and I get in a ton of trouble
2026: my mom asks if I can bring her some more weed
It remains notable that The Onion — The Onion! — has had a stronger moral compass and more clear set of values in this moment than nearly every powerful and well-funded institution in American life.
One of the Sandy Hook families lives in hiding 1500 mi away from their baby’s grave due to people stalking them.
The graves of multiple children have been defaced.
One of the fathers had to submit DNA evidence to prove his son was a REAL HUMAN BEING after Alex Jones’ book said he never existed.
It’s the reason we don’t have universal healthcare imo. Some white folks would rather die than see Black people get anything at all
wow. this rant is unhinged, and it highlights the most fundamental problem with the two party system we are all stuck under.
the expectation that voters have to earn the respect of the politicians they vote for is a complete inversion of the concept of a democracy.
Lunes.
Klaus McForkface, a lifting robot developed by German manufacturer Linde AG, performed a stunning 1200-kilogram (2646 lb) overhead lift in Hamburg, beating the human world record by more than 300%
The average person doesn’t give a fuck if AI has some niche use where it actually excels if used properly. In fact, that is what a tool is *supposed* to do and none of us will have a problem if it is used like that. What we see is AI fucking up real life in a massive way.
They really are just doing Nazism down to the obsession with building extremely kitsch, gargantuan monuments that rips off much better architecture without understanding anything about what makes the originals artistically interesting
Someday, with luck and hard work, she will have a name too.
The Arc de Triomphe was commissioned to honor Napoleon in 1806. By the time construction had really begun in earnest, Napoleon had suffered a disastrous military defeat and had been forced into exile.
A lot of the things that make good Futurama quotes is matchless delivery from some real genius voice actors, the switch-up in tone that John DiMaggio doest between "metaphorical" and "get your coat" is just incredible.
WATCH: Researchers at Stanford University modeled how many people could die or be disabled in 25 years if vaccines for polio, measles, rubella or diphtheria were no longer available.
Absolutely incredible.
NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone.
Watch with sound on.
Lynne Thigpen as "The Chief" from Where In Time Is Carmen Sandiego
Lock the fuck in, Gumshoes. Carmen Sandiego stole a priceless wax pressing of "One of These Nights" by the Eagles. You've got to stop her before she travels back in time to 149 BC Carthage and trades it to Scipio Africanus the Younger for a kilo of the good shit.
*Rockapella bops on stage*
I am absolutely letting that duck in
A grid photo of 16 different characters all played by the legend Tim Curry.
Tim Curry, the absolute legend, turns 80 today. This man took huge swings.
hey i’m thinking of getting into crime does anyone know if the FBI director is blacked out currently
"Pancreatic cancer mRNA vaccine shows lasting results in an early trial: Scientists caution that more research is needed, but nearly all of the patients who responded to the personalized vaccine are still alive six years later."
Record profits are unpaid wages and unpaid taxes.
Thinking about the 62 million views, and then thinking about how marital rape was only made illegal in all 50 US states in the summer of 1993.
I can remember 1993. I can remember what was on the radio at the time. I had just been in my first movie. It was not so long ago.
Now THIS is comedy.
A VCR never sold my private info to a nazi
