It’s very disappointing isn’t it? I have to work on Saturday too.

Post you, in another country.

I was convinced it was Wednesday this morning when I woke up.

Two OUTSTANDING songs.

12 degrees and partially cloudy on Roker promenade. 😳

No, YOU’VE burned YOUR badly napper!

Someone is triple parked! 🍺🍺🍺

Application submitted. 😞

Boro 3 Chelsea 1! 💪

Is that Belle on the left and Sebastian on the right?

Did Mark Crossley play under Brian Clough? He kept that quiet.

I very much doubt Mike’s mates are actual qualified mechanics.

Anthea Turner is very upbeat isn’t she?

I’ve never seen an alive badger. I found a hedgehog sleeping behind my garden waste bin the other day though.

That’s decent to be fair, but has Terry Scott ever driven his Jaguar off the end of it?

Middlesbrough?

I know, I know.

I’ve missed a bin collection.

En Vogue?

Nooo, he’s not even a real bloke.

It’s glorious in the Land of the Prince Bishops.

Me & both my children have been on the train to Newcastle where we immersed ourselves in the local culture.

*had a Greggs for dinner.

I’m riddled with fucking hay fever.

Semi related - I worked in Hebburn for a bit where the locals described themselves as Tynesiders and supported Sunderland.

It’s a great place to go on the piss. Especially when the football isn’t on.

There’s nowt worse than a Derrem Mag.

Another cunt.

Every time I’ve been to Ewood Park it’s been the coldest place on earth.

Joan Armour Plating.

I’m also heard someone make the same claim when referring to a “brew”.