Gonna be hella awkward if shooting my shot after some years works, lol

Exact thought was: I'd like to make granola for someone who gives me orgasms, y'know?

I made delicious pasta sauce and am a lil wine drunk. Def should not message this dude rn. He does have dual US & Canadian citizenship now...

Found him on Linked In. As I was chopping veggies for the freezer and putting away granola. Who knows where my life would be, if I had realized?

I was thinking about that guy who professionally asked me out, but I was too dense to realize, at the last job.

What can you really expect from a rooftop Mexican place in downtown Eugene, though? The margaritas were delicious

Bless your sweet little heart, but while that molè had better flavor, it did not have "a bit of a kick." A gentle warming that died after the first bite? Yeah

I return!

Intense cheering. I'm following this game by the noise from the bar downstairs, lol

I think baseball is fun to play, entertaining to watch live with friends and beers. I could not give less of a shit about watching it on the TV

Ope, there was yelling a moment ago

I just heard cheering, is something baseball happening?

I can't believe it's not even 9:30

Again!

And I can retire to the bed from here

I've got too much ass for this chair in my room, too. But it's a different axis

Also, I have too much ass for those barstools

I'm buzzing pretty hard myself, but only had to make it up the stairs (success!) to the hotel

Goodness, I hope that guy's not driving 'cause he was super drunk

Once she left, I was new chat material

I only came into existence for the dude at the bar when the woman he was trying to (poorly) chat up talked to me

Woodpecker getting after dirt dwelling bugs in the courtyard. Yes, friend, may you find the sugar ant nest and feast

Just over 36 hours and the little shit strolled in like nbd

Sage is completely unbothered

Nothing to do but wait

She's chipped and skinny enough that you can feel the chip by her shoulder blades

Fuck, fuck. Sweetpea bodied her way past the screen in the living room window, to take off after a neighborhood cat at top speed

If anyone is wondering, that Speculoos beer at Trader Joe's is good. I will be buying more.

Had a knock-off drumstick, instead of more wine. Because I'm an adult

Well, in that case, the risk is very low indeed