Lunch at Joe Forte’s

Breakfast at Cafe Medina in Vancouver, BC.

Wait, which side is he talking about?

That makes sense because I, an adult man, am constantly posting fake pictures of myself in other professions on Social Media. It’s all very normal.

He can’t ever accept blame. It’s just such bizarre behavior.

And please shake Netanyahu’s hand the next time you see him too.

I love this for her.

Anything can be a sandwich. It’s the jazz of food.

This guy can fuck all the way off with his both sides bullshit.

Do you think they have to write this stuff themselves or does someone give them these stories to tell?

How many fucking times has Joe Rogan been hit in the head?

That must be the most unJersey bagel place in all of Jersey.

Ugh, I bet they call it Pork Roll at all their locations.

NJ native here - what the fuck is an Oreo Overload?

Customer: Can I put water in this vaporizer?

Me: Hell yeah, you can! But it just makes it stop working.

Every fucking Republican in government should be tried for treason.

So airports that generally cater only to the wealthy people who can afford to fly out of them? Bold strategy.

Mike Johnson has never been punched in the face and it shows.

I love Vancouver. Gonna be visiting for a week next month and I’m gonna eat so much Sablefish.

Is the Sharia Law in the room with you now?

He’s better than Donna Jean, that’s for certain.

They can’t hear you Lindsey because they’re fucking dead.

@welch.senate.gov Are you fucking kidding me?

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Utilizing America’s “pre-crime” unit.

I could easily stomach firing 10,000 ICE agents out of a cannon into the sun.

I hate these fucking ghouls.