I used to think of this band as "Umphrey's Lite for kids that don't swear" but they are growing up fast 💪 Great music to work to, IMO

Fire Subban and put EJ on the desk IMMEDIATELY 🏒🍻

My cousin Shawn took weed to impress a girl when we were teenagers and his asshole & penis switched places. All the doctors at the (real) Pitt threw up when they saw it. Be my guest and Get “high” if you want this to happen to you

Nice inside, nice outside

Oh I'm not rooting for the Wild, I'm rooting for the Stars to LOSE
#GoAvsGo Great to see EJ working for ESPN too 🍻🏒

If you folks really need more Dead shows, mail me a crisp $5 bill and a "thumb drive" and I'll fill it up for ya

🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨

"This website and/or application isn't working!", they said on this website and/or application

Getting a BIT TIRED of the astros pitchers hitting Rockies batters 🤬🖕

The Republican president is a lying, grifting, bribe-taking rapist who let drug traffickers out of prison, defunded my wife's cancer trial, and started a nonsensical war in Iran. But the Democratic mayor of a nearby city is black. I have never felt more politically homeless.

A charcoal grey t-shirt featuring the phrase "SAY PERHAPS TO DRUGS" in a stylized font. The words "SAY" and "TO DRUGS" are in small, white block letters, while "PERHAPS" is large, slanted, and printed in a vibrant red.

Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Say Perhaps To Drugs T-shirt. No, I am not encouraging you to do drugs. That would be highly irresponsible of me. I am simply encouraging you to *consider* doing drugs.
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Edit: that is not my actual belly. That's Randy from Trailer Park Boys. Thank you!

Think it's about time to exercise the ol' beer muscle, if ya know what I mean 😉🍻 #man #ale #etc

The Fanfare Around the Band Geese Actually Was a Psyop The Brooklyn band Geese was labeled an “industry plant” by those who questioned its sudden ubiquity. Maybe it was.

But are they "good"?
www.wired.com/story/geese-...

Déjà vu all over again

🤦‍♂️

I should write a song about the smell of this rain 🤔

JR gets his first. Calling it now

A perfectly placed and plumb-bob straight pin on a golf green

Got to cut some cups in “Major Sunday” locations today. Good luck! 😀🖕⛳️

RATTLE - SNAKE
RATTLE - SNAKE
RATTLE - SNAKE
There. Now you can have that for an all-day👂🪱 too.
You're welcome 🍻 CHEERS

Trying to explain the gravity and the essence of the Masters to a non-golfer is challenging at best 🍻

An outdoor table expertly placed to capture the Masters coverage on television whilst chopping vegetables

Little meal prep, little Masters
🍻CHEERS

Really really dislike the Astros just for the record thank you

Rox will make the playoffs. Calling it now. 🍻 CHEERS

When they lie
On Bluesky
That's
A Moray

It’s almost like he’s manipulating the stock market 🥴

Brent, Jerry, Bobby, and Phil

Thought this would be an appropriate watch, and then just starting missing these 4 OG shoegazers www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kHn...

Clouds over the 11th green at my office

Oh cool there's some sand to stick my head in so I don't see all these political posts. Have a great Tuesday! 🍻 #CHEERS #ESCAPE #DONTLOOK

Watching sports in the backyard with dogs and beverages

It’s my Friday, Masters Week is upon us, Beisbol on the Telly, and it’s 70 degrees. Peace out hippies ✌️🍻

Easter egg hunt