SF school gardeners abruptly lose their jobs, thanks to DOGE The elimination of AmeriCorps student enrichment programs reflects a nationwide funding cut that’s trickling down to the underresourced district.

SF school gardeners abruptly lose their jobs, thanks to DOGE

Just walked into Chipotle just in time to witness my man Jeremy roll a “Triple Wrap” for the dude in front of me.

I will never feel self-conscious about my order again.

A trans girl was banned from her track team. Now she’s competing with the boys. After President Donald Trump banned transgender girls from competing in girls’ sports, a Virginia high-schooler joined the boys’ team.

This should be mandatory reading for anyone who bitches about transgender girls playing sports. www.washingtonpost.com/education/20...

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But sir, how will we calculate the tariffs?

Dammit, Hunter.

Normally I can manage the toxicity but every now and then a Thread makes it out of the containment zone.

I have not figured out the formula over here yet.

They’re eating the dogs… They’re tariffing the penguins…

I forgot to text you back. Sorry. Tariffs.

If not for guacamole it’d be a fortuitous time to operate a taco joint. 😐

On Bullshit and the News Media we’ve all helped to build The word ‘bullshit’ doesn’t have many good synonyms. ‘Balderdash’, ‘humbug’ and ‘boloney’ are close, but archaic.

8 years ago my friend @bobby.bsky.social wrote this piece on Bullshit and the news media. I think about it almost every day. medium.com/@rsg/on-bull...

Still waiting for my Soros dividend after all these years.

I need AI to delete the hundreds of Little League videos where my kid is walked or strikes out. I will give you my money.

Tired: He just tweeted it out.

Wired: He just sent it to the chat.

Conservatives know you could get beef-tallow fries before Steak & Shake, right?

Ready to ship! www.fanatics.com/mlb/o-8987+z...

Texas Rangers “Overlap” Cap Pulled from Online Store Due to Vulgarity | Uni Watch Just the latest in a series of questionable cap designs…

ASHOS, TETAS, and ANAELS have been pulled, but Fanatics appears to still be selling the non-offensive versions uni-watch.com/2025/03/11/t...

Y’all, I just cannot with these new MLB caps

We’re gonna be stuck with this DeepSeek logo aren’t we?

[Deep Youth Pastor Voice] Do you know who else was killed by the government but returned to life on the third day?

I’ve found Bluesky engagement bait!

You know what else Bluesky needs to rip off from Threads?

A solid black #000000 dark mode.

Incredible precision by the helicopter crew dropping water on the LA firea 🎯

Not gonna lie, this place needs photo carousels.

Swallow your pride, Bsky.

Just rip the feature off.

Starter packs for 👉👈 pinch-y photos. Seems like a fair exchange?

The sound from the evacuation sirens from Glass Fire videos in Napa still haunts me. If you’re in / near the Hollywood Hills tonight and need to get out, don’t mess around and GET OUT. The speed that fires will move through the hills is both stunning and unforgiving.

The 80s were a different time, and thankfully dad and I worked out any long term trauma.

But yeah, wtf. 😅

So so sad. The road to recovery is going to be very long.

Seeing the footage from Pacific Palisades, Malibu, and Pasadena is heartbreaking. Please stay safe California.

When I was about 7 or 8 we went to a seafood restaurant with family for a Christmas dinner… cousins, grandma, grandpa… My dad thought it would be funny to pick me up and dunk me head first into the lobster tank.

Traumatic core memory unlocked!