Now that 4-year-old X Æ A-Xii Musk is spilling the beans about Trump not being the real president (and also telling Trump to shut his fucking mouth), will Elon stop using him as a baby shield?

Why does Trump want to be chairman of the Kennedy Center?

Overheard

Kind of like locusts.

I am grading slower than I ever have in my entire career. Is this because of

1. Worsening ADHD?
2. The student work has become so incredibly shitty that it’s hard to stay conscious for sustainable periods of time?
3. Getting older?
4. All of the above?

Halp me.

Is this a real platform?