why is it still cold fuck off

why is bluesky down

i have a headache and i had a dream my old instagram got hacked

i overate today but it’s fine i can just eat 149 cals less tomorrow

i love that teacher on tiktok who does the dance

pushing 70 btw

wtf it’s tiktok tako piss off

irlrosie is so funny

23 hour fast was epic sauce today i filmed and edited a 30 min video

samsung phones are really good unless u want to use them for longer than 3 months

probably tastes better than kinnerton chocolate

i heard a child on a bus shouting the n word really loudly

bluesky loves their political cartoons

wow

my uncle wanted me to wake up early and then i woke up early and then he said he didn’t need me to wake up early today and now i’m tired

i will scream “yes lad” during sabrina carpenter next performance because it is my culture

i never used lip plumper my lips are decently sized but i just thought about it how dos it work and what if i put it under my eyes will that fix them being hollow

how does lip plumper work it’s magic

i think germans think doner kebabs are a german version of kebabs

who got beef with me

i am an australiaboo

i have to wake up so early tomorrow

i think lara raj will leave katseye one day

they should make purple coffee so yur teeth dont go yellow

libraries having books in them is performative

if an empty space isn’t being used a solar panel should be put on it i think maybe

all purpose floor wipes made my hangnail sting

sabrina responding to a poppy tweet fully serious is so funny to me LOL

he probably likes quavers tho so if he sees that i also eat quavers he might listen to me

i would happily sit down and eat a packet of quavers with nigel farage and explain everything to him