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Posts by Jupiter Quirifella Bonkus Maximus

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I shot down an F-35

10 months ago 9 1 2 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Inuception.
"A fella is like a virus, resilient, highly dangerous."

10 months ago 16 4 2 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Canine and a Half Weeks.
"How does it feel like to bonk out of control?"

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

There's still plenty of cake left. Grab some before it starts glowing

10 months ago 10 1 1 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Licence to Bonk.
The name is Fella. James Fella."

10 months ago 13 3 1 1
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Happy 1 million day. Marv from catering made a cake (warning: may contain pineapple) in the warehouse as the kitchen wasn't big enough. Sorry, no candles - Marv from 'Elf and Safety said warehouse fire suppression system wouldn't cope with it.

10 months ago 43 9 4 1
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Marv and Silent Marv Strike Back.
"Fuсk Рutіn. Fuсk him up his stupіd ass!"

10 months ago 20 3 1 1
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I'm out of the office for 2 days and come back to this pile of pizza invoices? What did I miss?

10 months ago 21 0 3 0
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Yes I know it's from an old meme but it's a good one!

10 months ago 1 0 0 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Blues Bonkers.
"We're on a mission from dog."

10 months ago 22 3 2 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Furrest Gump.
"Mama always said, bonking was a part of life."

10 months ago 8 1 0 0
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Fella is sick. I blame Marv from catering

10 months ago 12 1 5 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Pawrence of Arabia.
"You're famed throughout the world for bonking in this way and this is the way you should bonk now!"

10 months ago 11 1 1 0
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Sunday brunch in the Langley cafeteria

10 months ago 10 3 2 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Blade Bonker.
"All those moments will be lost in time... like mobiks in mud..."

10 months ago 6 1 1 0
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FCK PTN #russiaIsATerroristState

10 months ago 7 2 0 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Indifella Jones and the Sex Tunnels of Doom.
"Bonk where I bonk, and don't touch anything."

10 months ago 4 1 1 1
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What Engels doing

10 months ago 30 4 3 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is The Bark Crystal.
"When single shines the triple sun,
And bots retreat from tweeted fun,
What was cope and seethe and spun,
Shall be bonked raw - by Shibes for fun."

10 months ago 9 1 1 0
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To those who were surprised that ruZZia couldn't protect its own airfields, just remember "What airdefense doing: the early years"

10 months ago 60 11 2 1
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Still not nuked? Might have to settle for work as an alternative!

10 months ago 5 0 0 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Close Encounters of the Furred Kind.
"Do you want me to bonk you? You let go of that fence!"

10 months ago 4 1 0 0

I said wrong answers 😜

10 months ago 0 0 1 0
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What was the [redated] night shift doing? Wrong answers only.

10 months ago 4 0 2 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Austin Fellas: The Spy Who Bonked Me.
"Are you kidding, baby? I put the bonk in bonker, baby! Yeah!"

10 months ago 9 1 2 0
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I have a feeling it's going to be another "interesting" day

10 months ago 15 3 1 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Reservoir Fellas.
"Are you gonna bark all day little doggie? Or are you gonna bonk?"

10 months ago 25 4 2 0
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Say hello to my little friend

10 months ago 4 1 1 0
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Tonight's film in the Langley cinema is Bonkin' in the Rain.
"Gotta bonk! Gotta bonk! Langley rhythm, it's got me, everybody bonk!"

10 months ago 5 1 1 0
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What trains doing

10 months ago 49 5 1 0