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Miss Universe Philippines has a mythology theme going on this year, which is great for anyone whose interests contain both monster girls and mahou shoujo villains (like yours truly).

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Whomst among us has not made mistak

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On the plus side - today I solved a mystery. Unfortunately it was “why does the front hall smell like pee”

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Post a fictional character you think would be an anti-vax. Hard mode: no villains.

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Shaggy or smooth, medium-sized white mutt is OK by me

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Looks like a mutt. Like comic book Krypto usually is.

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Why don’t you talk to the guy who made that movie then

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You could strive to be someone else’s idea of a ten, or you could be unapologetically yourself and unlock levels 11-15

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Anyone else’s 2025 starting out like 2024 II ?
😬😬😬😬😬😬

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Me: *Slow to recognize my new therapist, an old schoolmate who has become very attractive*

Therapist: You don’t remember me do you

Me: (I am here for a shy bladder) *pause* My oxy addiction has caused severe memory loss

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Dani.

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Nina Ballerina will be in my brain cells long after I’ve lost any kind of personal coherence

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My dad was a huge ABBA fan. He used to start off his morning on 1 January by listening to ABBA‘s song “happy new year“ which is a deeply melancholy little ditty about continuing to bash your head against the wall because the alternative is giving up. Anyway the old man knew some things it seems

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Halford, Haunted, Hellhammer, Helloween, Hellsau, High on Fire, Himsa

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I’m trying to move my CD collection to a different room. I’ve been at it for an hour and I am on “H“

#GenXproblems

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The smoke flavour in the Texas BBQ one just feels like they let people hack darts in the canning plant

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This. Like straight up spit at them and when the cops arrive say they demanded you remove your protective cover

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Updated for sure. You get 99.999% of the content (one DLC file was lost) with all the jank removed and bonus dialogue

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The worldbuilding of Mass Effect changed my life to the point where I was clinically mourning its end

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There are real live human beings looking at David Corenswet’s gorgeous face in the Superman trailer and saying his shaggy lambs wool hair is some kind of dealbreaker. Madness. Whether you mean his hotness or his super-canonicity, you’re completely deluded.

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So how did Gríma Wormtongue come into the employ of the enemy? Did Saruman take out a Classified like

Seeking Professional Vibe Disruptor and Pathological Liar for Toadying duties. Corrupt Desires and Avarice not required but an asset. Must have PhD (Player Hater’s Degree)

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It’s not fair to deny me the cross-eyed bear that you gave to me

You you you oughta know

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It’s surprisingly jaunty for a song about having a panic attack

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However you choose to celebrate, wishing peace and prosperity for you and your loved ones. Unless you’re a hateful bigot with no love in your heart who wants to mind everyone else’s business and then you can have a very merry go fuck yourself.

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Once you find the right one do the Lord’s work and turn off motion smoothing

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Ever since I turned 50 I have leaned into Sunday Scaries, Only Fun Night and a sleep deficit I haven’t known since college. I can feel myself dying but the FOMO is worse

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Just fired it up. Love the terrible VHS rips on YouTube with OshKosh commercials.

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So an endless loop of Only Murders in the Building?

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I use a large diaper pin for this

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