I’m a greaser gooner now 😵‍💫😎

The pompadour is filling in nicely 💈

I love how my mustache has developed a natural curl. No wax needed!

My flattop wants to me your flattop 👀💈

I need someone to do this to me 😵‍💫

Soles and holes, bros 😵‍💫🥴

So I have a well documented Santa transformation kink… but now I think I’d rather be the reindeer 😵‍💫🦌

Who’s next 🐷

I realized this is just my way of saying the dms are open 😂

I don’t talk about it as much, but I am SUPER into teasing and verbal soft domination. I wanna hear your favorite, hottest lines.

Can be any kink, I’m flexible 👀

Oh puppy, I need to snoof 🥵😈

Wagging my wiener is almost as good as stroking it 😵‍💫

I want is a POV video of a handsome autistic boy info dumping on me while I goon to his nerdiness 😵‍💫

Finally time for a much needed staycation

I never realized how gooner coded drowzee is. I love it 😵‍💫

They are talking about their favorite categories

Got back on grommr, go follow me there!

FUUUUUUUUUCK I NEED IT

Gosh, rubber tf has to be one of the best things ever~

Art by @rubbermutt.bsky.social, @artbyhornbuckle.bsky.social, @effses.bsky.social, and @cavendishfox.com, respectively.

Crazy how things change 🐷😵‍💫

*pop* *pop* *pop* *pop*

THIS is what I want my future to look like. Insanely handsome 😍

May burst my first shirt buttons tonight, stay tuned 😵‍💫

Feed me, breed me, and milk me like the livestock I am 🐷🐮

This is what I aspire to look like 👨🏻

Happy IPSD 🐻👨🏼

Feeling the need to breed. Send pics of hairy dad butts 🐽

The other day I had my first “oh shit” moment and realized how big I’ve gotten and it’s like a switch has been turned. I’ve been nonstop horny since then

God I wish that were me