Mad Dog, New Tricks: An Oral History of Mad Doc McCree

I act like I could handle this life but deep down I know I’d fall in the broth and drown

I wasn’t meant to write emails for a living I was meant to make big soup

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Apparently they think this is fine????

Perfect except I would add “also, Canadian! 🇨🇦” somewhere on it

What if someone hides a scary picture at the end of the carousel and I’m scrolling through them and I see it and it’s so sudden and shocking that I have a heart attack and die. What then? Have you taken me dying out of fear into consideration with your precious updates?

There’s only one carousel I want to see and it’s not the one this update is giving us!

I have no idea how this game came out to such a lukewarm reception because I’m playing it now and it’s a slow burn vampire noir mystery set in a frozen over Seattle at Christmas and it RULES.

These two are real deal movie stars!

Witches have taken over California
I hear them flying above Laurel Canyon
If I had a broom I’d follow them home

Heavy is the head that wears the crown

It looks fine but they should have to fund Brandon’s next original movie

Mini penne With a photo of a mall miniature penne pasta

*Sean Connery voice

LOL

“I’m gonna take a guess. Are you some dipshit that loves AI?”

“Before our guest answers let me consult with him [hushed whispering] yes on behalf of our guest I am going to say yes, it is based around dogshit tech.”

“Would you say your occupation is based around dogshit tech?”

Thank you! I’ve thought about it often since watching. He is so scared by those spoons.

“The accolades…the accolades…”

Whoa I’ve always loved this one and it never dawned on me until now that you had to duplicate it by hand! That’s incredible!

Do you talk about JD terrified of spoons?

“What It’s Like” one of the greatest songs ever written in my estimation

In the Camp of the Crimson Fripp

Oh no! I was just listening to his album with Mama Cass this afternoon at work

The movie that bad is Bringing Down The House

You said before you’ve never seen it! You’re reacting to something you made up in your head. I don’t even know why I’m so fervently defending Bulworth but surely seeing a 3.4/5 average on Letterboxd would make you think “oh, maybe it’s not as bad I’m imagining.”