Red-Pilled Morning-Show Host Stars in First Clip From The Onion's InfoWars Takeover In exclusive first look at The Onion's InfoWars takeover, Jim Haggerty has rid himself of "corporate shackles" to helm "The Jim Haggerty Show."

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Down Another Rabbit Hole at Manhattan Theatre Club’s The Balusters My flamethrower is all out of kerosene

Oops I did it again
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Democracy Dies in Darkness, then Gets Back Up to Eat Your Braaaaaaaaains

Fallen Angels: Real Housewives of London Get Lit, Spill Tea Noël Coward's wafer-thin marital comedy returns to Broadway after 70 years

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Thoughts on Broadway's Exoneration Drama The Fear of 13 Adrien Brody suffers (and endures) movingly

Thoughts on Broadway's Exoneration Drama The Fear of 13
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Help Us Celebrate “I’ve Got the Shakes: Performing Richard Foreman” Hear from actors who spent time in Richard Foreman's head

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All the Stupid Names for This Place Sticks and stones will break my bones…so don’t throw sticks and stones

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I spent 16, SIXTEEN years fighting this crap.

I can’t believe it 😭

I hope and pray for you Hungary. Get that fucker out.

Friday Critic's Picks I noticed you’re wondering what to see on Broadway, Off and Off-Off

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“Blood-sworn, the Polish envoy beached at an obscure inlet, dragged the chest laden with silver a few sandy yards, plunged into a dense thicket, and buried it—first making sure to singe the trunk of a banyan as a marker.”

4/9: LADEN
4/8: INLET
4/7: DENSE
4/6: SWORN
4/5: ENVOY
4/4: SANDY
4/3: SINGE

Death of a Salesman on Broadway: Attention Paid to the American Dream Nathan Lane and Laurie Metcalf lead a brutally lucid revival custom built for the Ponzi Casino Shitstorm of disaster capitalism.

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Research Notes: Death of a Salesman (2012) Checking out what I had to say about Philip Seymour Hoffman's Willy Loman on Broadway fourteen years ago, directed by Mike Nichols.

Research Notes: Death of a Salesman (2012)
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Five Things I Love About Broadway's Becky Shaw A splendid comedy of bad manners returns to Second Stage Theatre.

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What a beautiful moment.

46 years ago on April 5, 1980, the band played their first show. Sandra-Lee Phipps took these photos that historic night in Athens at St. Mary’s Episcopal Church on Oconee Street.

Newspaper headline: "Sex slave Woman wanted for burglary" "A woman who had five pitbull puppies cloned in South Korea is wanted in Tennessee on burglary charges, lawyers there said today. Joyce McKinney, 58, was accused of telling a 15-year-old boy to burgle a house to raise cash to buy a false leg for a horse. She fled Britain in 1977 to avoid trial for allegedly abducting a Mormon missionary and making him her sex slave."

Every sentence is a future bestselling novel

David Cote (@davidcote1) Reviews of the stage version of Dog Day Afternoon are, unsurprisingly, mixed. Me, I've enjoyed many a Stephen Adly Guirgis play over the years and found parts (not many) basically entertaining. He's...

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#wordlesentence

“Slick with oil the basil breadstick was bent like a serif foot, amongst the mess her brood had made at dinner, as she wished herself wiser, in a child-free oasis that befit her writerly spirit.”

3/26: BEFIT
3/25: WISER
3/24: BROOD
3/23: SERIF
3/22: BASIL
3/21: SLICK
3/20: OASIS

In my imagination there’s lots of gratuitous badass profanity in dogspeak as they bust out heading for freedom. “Let’s fuckin move,” “imma come back and kill every one of those motherfuckers” “don’t you fuckin die on me” and thuslike

This week's #wordlesentence - Detox Edition

“Drama in rehab—amply displayed in group with eaten pride and ankle biting—as junkies clasp twelve steps to make the grade.”

3/19: REHAB
3/18: AMPLY
3/17: CLASP
3/16: DRAMA
3/15: GRADE
3/14: ANKLE
3/13: EATEN

you're supposed to be funny this is factual

This week's #wordlesentence: Neo-Noir Edition!

Michael joins Michael Shannon - Jason Narducy & Co. tonight at Brooklyn Steel for “The Great Beyond.”

Was there — glorious

Oklahoma!

Senate farmhand Markwayne's been sent to make sure everything's up to date at DHS after a girl who can't say no took things about as far as they could go. But be careful who you dally with in that plane with a fringe on top, or people will say you're in love.

by Maureen Dowd

This week’s #wordlesentence: Lamb Rustling Edition!

“Call me slime, but the theft of Dan’s sheep was a fluke, a dizzy lark with a linen sheet I tossed over the hydra-headed herd to net the slowest.”

3/5: SHEEP
3/4: THEFT
3/3: LINEN
3/2: SLIME
3/1: FLUKE
3/28: HYDRA
2/27: DIZZY

Don’t forget AI doomer plays. We like to blow up data centers, too. Just with clever dialogue.

New #wordlesentence! Homeowner Edition

“Yesterday stank and shred my nerves like a lance turns a knight’s head into guava jelly; I shivered awake in the drafty attic, and found not one single buyer for the house.”

2/26: LANCE
2/25: SHRED
2/24: BUYER
2/23: ATTIC
2/22: GUAVA
2/21: AWAKE
2/20: STANK