But why?

A poster with a colorful stack of books on the left and this text on the right: “Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.” ~ Jeff Zentner

NATIONAL LIBRARY WEEK

"Hey, Teenagers: Pay close attention to the books people try to ban. Then, make a beeline to read those books, if you can. Find out for yourself why those people want that book banned. Find out for yourself if they can be trusted to know what’s best for you.”
~ Jeff Zentner

"None of these words are in the bible" is my favorite reaction to internet text monstrosities

Do you know anyone who has eaten something that tasted like cardboard? I got a job for them. I got too much cardboard and I can't eat it all by myself. Calling all cardboard eaters! Hey wanna eat some cardboard? I got a snack for you, guess what, it's cardboard. Fancy some cardboard? Shut up and ea

The perks of being big, strong and smart: do the job that would require three people three hours to do and pull it off in just ten 😎💪💪💪🦵

Not my Idea, btw. Alastair Reynolds wrote a novel about it. I'm just saying out loud what everyone else is thinking already #writing

The emphatic AI has a split personality so it can solve problems with a logical fragment of itself. Plot twist: the AI has fallen in love with that split personality fragment, thus being the first AI that is willingly taking every step it needs to literally go fuck itself

Although the famous condiment most likely is way older, the term Mayonnaise was first coined by the french farmer Jean Baptiste Creuvoix in 1467 when he first sold the produce of his chickens as mashed eggs preserved in vegetable oil. It soon became a delicacy and became popular around the world

Anyone remember what if the joker Was blue and orange

This is like a core memory to some people right

When I grew up I realized that I was the bad friend all along. So now I just lean into it. Everyone new I meet gets attention for maybe two or three months at most before I completely disappear from their lives. I am a ghost. Like the wind. A silent fart with a sweet scent you try to forget but cant

Time to lie here unconscious for 23.000 seconds

1 2 3 4, mmm, 1 2 3...
Gleb, did you take a paperclip?
I counted seventy-four last time and now there's only seventy-three ~

Don't mind me, just spraying my putrid mind fluids all over the place, nothing to see here

Modern slang really screws with my brain sometimes. Like what do you mean, a goon is an underling??

Back when I played Mario Land as a kid, I thought Daisy turned into bugs and octopuses to essentially put Mario in the friendzone. Also we got totally robbed of our tanned desert princess when Nintendo redesigned here

Hot take: Besides the obvious ethical and psychological reasons, there are no downsides to cannibalism

I Phone? Isn't it supposed to be held to your ears?

Oh boy time to self-sabotage again

Yes hello I would like to order a cheeseburger, with fries and a sprite please

I've started to put more value in time. Money? Can't buy everything and got enough to live rather comfortable. Resources? A lot can be recycled. Time? You're never getting it back. Once lost it's gone forever. But I still can't stay off this damn phone to get shit done instead

So, when do all the mascots start to cannibalize each other until there is just one, big super cannibal mascot left?

If you found out you lived in a simulation, would you despair or just keep on like normal?

I'm gonna make spaghetti bolognese to fill up my big belly that rumbles and itches

You guys better lock your doors. I heard a rumor they are releasing the tickle monster tonight

Vacation is over, going back to work tomorrow. It was nice being free, but the paycheck calls me to servitude

Any recommendations which sci fi novel I should read next?

Escaping the single male apartment allegations by deploying a bedframe