As a little treat since I'm gonna be on break for a little while, here's the most up to date version of this, with some sneak peaks at the other parts!
Once again, is this just a joke, a solo track, or is it related to my next game...?
Who knows!
From the darkness come the evil.
Hey, UT/DR heads! Just wanted to let you guys know I'm going on a little bit of a break from working on my next DELTARUNE game T4ST3 TH3 2UN to avoid burnout.
I may still piddle on its music, but, trying to push through burnout this past month or so has only led to less work getting done, lol.
Extremely minor hotfix for SPECIL EMENY (Version 5.5.12) has been released! It address a theoretical issue that could happen with preexisting saves.
Download it on the GameJolt here!
gamejolt.com/games/specil...
ENTRY X6-3 * In this world, what we have grown to call "ArcSpace..." * ...the laws of physics have completely changed. * Rooms can become as large as an entire planet, or merely that of small town. * "Magical" abilities are capable of being wielded by certain practitioners. * Normal household objects can potentially become sapient. * Instances of ArcSpace can be created and destroyed only by manual action. * Every attempt to automate this process has failed. * Originally, Dr. K hypothesized ArcSpace as merely a hallucination... * ...but his hypothesis has since been disproven.
ENTRY X6-3
Version 5.5.11 of SPECIL EMENY has been released!
Patch notes here!
gamejolt.com/p/specil-eme...
If you haven't played SPECIL EMENY yet, when the update comes out could be a good time!
Update 5.5.11, the "FUN and FIXES" update of SPECIL EMENY will release on 5:55 PM, Eastern Standard Time.
As the name implies, it has bug fixes, and some minor new additions paving the way for the big 5.6.0 update that will come out after T4ST3 TH3 2UN!
ROSY-TROVE and GLITZ & GLAMOUR are now officially un-cancelled.
The situation appears to have been from an account hijacking.
The situation is now resolved.
Stay tuned for a special small April 1st announcement in ~30 minutes!
ROSY-TROVE and GLITZ & GLAMOUR are now cancelled, due to our project lead becoming a huge chud.
From all of my vague bullshit I've posted for the past couple of months, describe to me what you think T4ST3 TH3 2UN even is!
Funniest/most correct answer will win a 10 second ditty I will compose in their honor.
SPAMTON ['97] [Epic Compilation][[Situation]] [The Greatest Hits!]
[Note the enlarged ] [@$$] AND N0Se [ as the] SPAMTON [asserts dominance in the] [[CYBER WORLD]].
[Do not reproduce.]
Almost exactly a year to the day after I made this feature, it's now (mostly) implemented in T4ST3 TH3 2UN!
An additional fact: When T4ST3 TH3 2UN comes out, I will shortly after be releasing a ROSY-TROVE library that has cool stuff like my shiny system for you to use in *your* Kristal fangames!
The Rosy Trauma Spectrum
Now I shall reveal to all of you the deepest lore of ROSY-TROVE in the form of a completely unique diagram I like to call the "Rosy Trauma Spectrum."
Since it's been a while, I'll go ahead and drop it here.
Read it, but only if you want. I'm not your nan.
(Image with alt-text below.)
After me posting about Jack Black for some reason I got this idea.
(My teasers are getting more and more elaborate over time, I guess.)
Just lie down on your front lawn and stare into the sun for several hours.
That should fix the issue.
Feel free to discard them, and get your opinions from the best of the best.
Us.
Because we hold ourselves to that standard for you, no matter how broke, angry, and/or stupid you may be.
Hello ARC Nation, it's your favorite energy corporation here to tell you that any rumors of what goes on in our property are of the same quality as the source you found it from.
Broke? Angry? Stupid?
Well, their opinions will similarly be bankrupt, vengeful, and inane.
"Many of the older children complain of them... erm... being a bit TOO good at games, haha."
Very funny. You should be apart of our social media team!
That would be Scenario Q92-GVB (Fool's Gold Loaf Variation).
An ARC-branded van with an ultrasonic attachment has been dispatched. Go outside and lay down facing east. Do not look it in the eye.
That would be a scenario Q19-B.
An ARC Representative is heading to you now.
You lose.
Better luck next time.
3. If any of our third parties we use accidentally create a clone of you, you will not be informed as to not make things awkward.
4. Enter our sweepstakes! Among the first 1,000 to verify their genome, have a chance to earn a $5 Ellie's coupon!
1. Your genome stays safe and secure within our servers, constantly backed up and sent to multiple different parties so that you know it's safe.
2. For 90% of ArcNet subscribers, nothing changes except us needing a saliva sample.
Hey, ARC Fam. We heard you loud and clear. We understand that providing your full genome to be able to purchase our internet package could potentially have implications for your privacy.
So, we wanted to clear some things up.
I mean, this totally doesn't downgrade the user experience at all.
I think everyone should be doing this.
> 1-TRUD-3R-_
> R_R-R-R_R-
> R1P-A_D-T34R_-
