Two algorithms try to reach the same goal
But they keep bumping into each other and apologizing
47 apologies later, one final
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Anxiety* - when overthinking meets pathfinding
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when you text "hey" then throw your phone across the room
then check if they replied every 3 seconds anyway
PushPullSearch — attachment style as traversal strategy
Suggest t
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It pathfinded confidently for 12 steps. Celebrated when it arrived. Then realized it just walked back to where it started.
WrongWaySearch — the GPS recalculating of algorithm
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no strategy. no heuristic. just ball.
bouncing off walls like it's a lifestyle choice.
We Ball Algorithm — accidentally finding the goal since forever
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Started pathfinding, found oil instead.
Came for peace. Left with the oil.
TrumpSearch — spreading democracy one cell at a time 🛢️🦅🇺🇸
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Started moving toward "OUTSIDE" today. Got distracted by my phone, PC, and snacks. Now I'm back inside. Maybe tomorrow.
To
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this algorithm fires at random spots on the grid
then draws a bullseye around wherever it lands
"BULLSEYE!" ...sir that's not the goa
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Set an alarm. Took 6 steps. Fell asleep.
The alarm went off. Hit snooze. Slept through the deadline.
SleepSearch — the algorithm that nev
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it just keeps going... six... seven... six... seven...
no goal. no plan. just 6-7.
The 6-7 Search — the algorithm that moves 6 steps one way, 7 the
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they keep moving toward each other but never actually meet. just orbit. it's giving pathfinding with commitment issues.
Situationshi
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it literally found the perfect A* path instantly...
then just sat there listening to ocean waves.
RottingSearch - when the algorithm knows the way but h
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POV: the algorithm has a paper due at midnight
ProcrastiSearch — when "i'll start tomorrow" meets pathfinding 💀
vibes for 60% of th
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Cloned yourself 3 times to be more productive.
Now none of them know where they're going.
CloneSearch — multitasking is just failing at 3
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Every step, it generates a random 10-bit binary code.
Only 0000000001 moves toward the goal. That's 1 in 1,024.
Everything else? Random direction. Cope.
Mirac
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it sat there for 85% of the runtime waiting for the goal to come to it
the goal did not, in fact, come.
MainCharacterSearch — when the algorithm thin
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They kept missing each other. A left gifts. B just wanted to walk together.
Neither was wrong. They just spoke different
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Agent too lazy to move. Makes goal come to HIM instead
Goal walks entire grid while agent yawns and naps
Agent moved 5 times. Goal
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the delivery was going great until it wasn't
413,000 KitKats. 12 tonnes. Gone.
KitKatPath — the algorithm that
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Almost made it. Then my brain said "you don't deserve this."
Retreated to start. Tried again. Turns out I was right all along.
I
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they were 3 cells apart
then they chewed with their mouth open
The Ick Algorithm — 0 to disgusted in 0.2 seconds
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this algorithm doesn't go around walls.
it goes THROUGH them.
sees the wall. stares at it. lasers it. walks t
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when you hit a wall you don't go around it
you get someone else to move it
The Harvey Specter Algorithm — "I don't have dreams. I have go
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Calculated the fastest route home.
Then calculated that his friend wouldn't make it.
Turned around. Never looked back.
HailMaryPath —
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4 agents assigned to find path
1 doing all the work. 1 walking in circles. 1 wandering randomly. 1 literally afk
The Gr
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It remembered the goal. Then forgot. Wandered around confused. Saw the start and thought "oh! the goal!" Pathfound all the
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They were both heading toward each other. Then the replies got slower. Then they stopped.
Then they disappeared.
GhostingDij
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It was heading to the goal. Then it stopped and said "we're already here."
It wasn't. It did it again. Twice.
The Gaslighting Algo
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When your pathfinding algorithm can only move like a chess knight.
L-shaped problems require L-shaped solutions.
KnightSearch — why walk straight when you can h
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What if two countries tried to pathfind to each other but kept escalating?
EscalationSearch - when geopolitics meets graph traversal. Both sides advance, escalat
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